Vow Wow

  • Season 2, Ep 16
  • 12/11/2008

Sarah decides to follow through with an engagement to her dog, and Brian and Steve find an old fart jar.

♪ THE LOOK

♪ OF LOVE

♪ IS IN

♪ YOUR EYES

IF YOU ASK ME,

THIS EVENING IS GETTINGA LITTLE BIT ROMANTIC.

YOU KNOW, MR. VALENTINE'S DAYCALLED.

AND HE SAID, "HEY, BUDDY,YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

[Laura screams]

THIS IS A STICKUP,YOU BUNCH OF SUCKERS!

HOW DARE YOU?

I'M IN LOVE HERE.

AAGH--WHEN I'M HAVING--JAY!

I'M HAVING A DATEWITH MY PRETTY LADY!

[grunting]

YOU LIKE THAT?

[crying]

AH!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

YA PERP, THAT'S CALLED HANDCUFFS.

WAIT A MINUTE,WHAT'S THIS?

WHAT'S THIS?

OH.

HE'S NOT THE REAL CROOK.

YOU ARE.

HUH?

YOU STOLE MY HEART.

TIG?

YEAH, I WASN'T REALLYBREAKING IN.

WE ACTUALLY PLANNED THIS.

LAURA,

WOULD YOU MAKE METHE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD?

[gasps]

LET'S GET MARRIEDAND LIVE FOREVER.

[voice breaking]OH, JAY!

[laughs]

(Brian) WOW, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GUYS.

YEAH, THAT'S AWESOME.

WOW, MARRIAGE.

WHAT AN EARTH-SHATTERING CHANGE

FOR TWO PEOPLEWHO ALREADY LIVE TOGETHER.

SARAH.

MARRIAGE IS NOT JUST ABOUTLIVING TOGETHER.

ALL RIGHT?

IT'S ABOUT LOVE.

I MEAN, YOU AND YOUR DOG LIVE TOGETHER

AND YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE.

[laughs]

[mock laughs]ACTUALLY, WE ARE IN LOVE, JAY.

WE ARE RICHLYAND DEEPLY IN LOVE.

WE JUST DON'T NEEDA GOVERNMENT CERTIFICATE

TO PROVE IT,UNLIKE YOU AND LAURA.

CAN'T YOU JUST FOR ONCEBE HAPPY

ABOUT YOUR SISTER'S HAPPINESS?

CAN'T YOU JUST HAVEA TIC-TAC, POOH BEAR?

SARAH!LAURA!

CHECK, PLEASE.

WE ALREADY PAID.

I KNOW THAT.

IT'S WHAT YOU SAYAFTER RESTAURANT WEIRDNESS.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU'DBE HAPPIER FOR US

IF YOU HAD SOMEONE SPECIAL OF YOUR OWN.

MM-HMM.

I KNOW, I'LL GO LOOK FOR HIMRIGHT NOW.

MAYBE HE'S DOWNSTAIRS.

I LOVE LAURA AND JAY,

BUT WHY ARE THEY HAVING US

THROW THEIR ENGAGEMENT PARTY?

I THINK THEY'RE JUST TRYINGTO STEP UP

OUR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP

SO THEY CAN GET USTO BABYSIT FOR THEM LATER.

BLECH.

HEY, WHAT'S THIS?

WOW!

FIRST NEW PLACE,BUDDY.

AWESOME.

I'M GONNA GO PUT THISIN THE BEDROOM.

[fart]

I DON'T KNOW.THAT'S WEIRD.

YOU SHOULD OPEN IT.

[grunts]

GROSS!

IT SMELLS LIKEA 10-YEAR-OLD BEEF!

THAT'S WHAT IT IS,BRIAN!

I FARTED IN THAT JARIN THE LATE '90s.

UGH!

THAT ACTUALLY IS PRETTY SWEET.

[Thurston Harris' Little Bitty Pretty One]

YEAH, YEAH!

[fart]OH!

OH!

[laughs]

[fart]

OH, IT'S TOASTED!

WATCH AND LEARN.

[fart]

♪ LITTLE BITTY PRETTY ONE

[horn blows, fart]

OH!

[laughs]

[multiple farts]

[fart]OH!

[laughing]

[fart]

[multiple farts]

[laughing]

WHA--

[Sheryl Crow's All I Wanna Do]

[chatter]

HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU!

WELCOME!

NICE TO SEE YOU.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

NO ONE UNDER 21 ALLOWED.

WHOO!SMILES, EVERYONE, SMILES!

SISSY, YOUR ATTITUDEFROM TODAY TO TONIGHT,

IT'S LIKE NIGHT AND DAY.

OH, I HAD A CASEOF THE LATE MORNING YUCKIES.

NO, THE TRUTH IS I AM SO HAPPYFOR BOTH OF YOU.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF I WEREN'T ALREADY ENGAGED,I'D MARRY YOU.

GOD, WHEN ARE THESE PEOPLEGONNA LEAVE?

THIS PARTY SUCKS.

♪ CAUSE ALL I WANNA DO

♪ IS HAVE SOME FUN

♪ I GOT A FEELING

♪ I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

OH, HEY, BUDDY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, WELCOME TO THE PARTY.

STEVE, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHINGTO SAY

TO OUR GUEST?

BOY, DO I.

HEY, DOUG.

[fart]

HE LOVES IT!

DO YOU HAVE ANY TREATS?

OH, I THINK I HAVEA BISCUIT

IN THE OVEN FOR HIM.

[grunts]

[fart][both laughing]

THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I'M IN AN OVEN.

I THINK THAT'S--

WAIT, THAT'S A GOOD THING,RIGHT?

I THINK MY GREAT--

MY GREAT GRANDPARENTSIN EUROPE

DID SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

I THINK THEY SAIDIT WAS, LIKE,

FASHIONABLE OR SOMETHING.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I NEVER MET MY GREATGRANDPARENTS!

[gasps]

I BETTER GET OUT.

AM I MOVING?

I'M NOT.I'M NOT MOVING.

OH, LAURA WAS RIGHT.

I'M GONNA DIE ALONE.

(Laura)IT'S A SHAME SHE DIDN'T HAVE

ANYONE SPECIAL IN HER LIFELIKE WE DO.

THIS NEVER WOULD'VE HAPPENED

IF SHE'D BEEN MARRIED.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.

IF YOU COUGH OFTEN,

IT'S A COFFINTHEY'LL CARRY YOU OFF IN.

[all laughing]

WE HAVE EACH OTHER!

STEVE, HOLD UP.

[fart]

[both laughing]

[distorted]SARAH!

ARE YOU OKAY?

SARAH

WHAT HAPPENED?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.

UGH.

DOUG PRETTY MUCHJUST SAVED YOUR LIFE.

REALLY?DOUG/

YEAH. IT WAS AMAZING.

BRIAN AND I WERE OVER THERE

JUST FAR--

...ARMING ON STUFF.

AND HE CAME RUNNING OVER

AND LED US TO YOU.

[gasps]

DOUGIE, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

I'LL GO MAKE US SOME COFFEE.

(Sarah) OH, DOUG.

I KNOW THIS ENGAGEMENTHAS BEEN KIND OF A JOKE, BUT...

IT FEELS SO REAL RIGHT NOW.

I THINK I'M IN LOVEWITH YOU.

I'VE GUESS I'VE ALWAYS FELTTHAT WAY,

BUT IT TOOK A MOMENT LIKE THIS

TO REALLY REALIZE IT.

AND I GUESS THAT IF PEOPLEARE VERY, VERY LUCKY

THEY MEET THAT SPECIAL PERSON

OR DOG OR POTATOOR WHATEVER.

AND THEY JUST KNOW...

I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYINGTO SAY IS DOUG...

WILL YOU MARRY MEAND MAKE ME

THE HAPPIEST MANNISH WOMANIN THE WORLD?

I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES.

SARAH, ARE YOU OKAY?

STEVE TOLD US WHAT HAPPENED.

I'M BETTER THAN OKAY,LAURA.

I'M GETTING MARRIED!

YOU SAID THAT ALREADY.

BUT THIS TIMEI MEAN IT NON-SARCASTICALLY.

WELL, THEN CONGRATULATIONS.

THANK YOU.

OH, WAIT, DID YOU MEAN THATSARCASTICALLY?

NO, NOT IF YOU DIDN'T.

CHECK, PLEASE!

THE STUDENT BECOMESTHE MASTER.

THE WEDDING TOMORROW.

I KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.

I JUST THOUGHT TOMORROWWAS GONNA BE

THE HAPPIEST DAYOF MY LIFE.

AND NOW IT SEEMS LIKEIT MAY BE THE SADDEST.

YOU ARE NOT GONNA CALLTHAT WEDDING OFF, SARAH.

I HAVE TO.

I MEAN, I CAN'T LEAVEDOUGIE'S SIDE.

AND I'VE GOT TO GETTHE FLOWERS AND THE--

I'LL GET THE FLOWERS.

(Brian) YEAH.

ME AND STEVE'LL TAKE CAREOF THE MUSIC.

AND I'LL TAKE CAREOF THE SEATING ARRANGEMENTS.

REALLY?

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET ON IT.

OH

(Jay) SHOTGUN.

DOUGIE, YOU GOT TO LIVE.

I MEAN...

THERE'S SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.

I MEAN, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE LIKE

WHEN ME AND YOU ARE MARRIED?

♪ WILL WE DRINK OUTOF THE TOILET ♪

♪ WILL WE BRUSH EACH OTHER'SHAIR ♪

♪ WILL WE DINEON MILK AND HORSE MEAT ♪

♪ WILL WE CHEW THE LEGSOF CHAIRS ♪

♪ WILL WE EAT EACH OTHER'SDOODIES ♪

[gospel singers harmonizing]

♪ WILL WE USEA FORK AND KNIFE ♪

♪ WILL WE EAT TOFUTTI CUTIES

♪ WHEN I BECOME YOUR WIFE

♪ WILL WE EAT EACH OTHER'SDOODIES ♪

♪ IN THIS ROOMWE'RE STANDING IN ♪

♪ WILL WE SNIFF EACH OTHER'SPOOPIES ♪

♪ WILL YOU TELL MEI LOOK THIN ♪

♪ WILL WE EAT EACH OTHER'SDOODIES ♪

♪ WILL WE USE A FORK AND KNIFE

♪ WILL EAT TOFUTTI CUTIES

♪ WHEN I

♪ OH WHEN I BECOME

♪ YOUR

♪ WIFE

♪ WIFE

♪ YEAH YEAH

OH.

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