ULTIMATE SKETCH ARCHIVE
From classics to deep cuts, dive into this extensive library complete with curated collections, GIFs, memes, a dictionary and more.
After arriving at a Halloween party, one reveler takes his celebrity impression too far.
An actor who appeared opposite Annie Hathaways in the Academy Award-winning film "Brokenbacks." (See: The Hathaways.)
It’s so f**king easy.
The situation aboard an airplane intensifies quickly after a passenger tries to use the bathroom against the flight attendant's wishes.
Socks that MC Mom found in her son Carl’s room that are stiff despite (or rather, because of) his excessive personal lotion use. (See: MC Mom.)
A combination of audacious disrespect and insufferable rudeness that's sure to get anyone exhibiting it sent straight to O'Shag Hennessy's office.
A telemarketer employs an aggressive new technique to sell vacation packages.
It'll most likely go down in one of these three ways.
An emphatic addition to the end of a sentence meant to stress both that the preceding sentiment was intended as sexual innuendo and that the speaker has sexual relations with many partners on an everyday basis.
A senator holds a press conference to contain a sex scandal, but the problem proves to be too far-reaching for him to handle.
Reading, writing, 'rithmatic and ridiculous nightmares.
A woman has a very simple response to all of her friend's relationship problems.
Collection
A classic film in which Liam Neesons uses his certain set of skills to jack up some Russians who took his daughter. (See: Liam Neesons.)
During his first day on the job, the assistant state's attorney can't resist a beautiful jar full of marbles.
Just hear us out.
A "Game of Thrones" character who was killed by his own son.
A man on a date overplays his hand when he suggests that he's knowledgeable about French cuisine.
A section of seating on an airplane typically distinguished by an extra inch of leg room, widely considered to be one of the great indulgences in life. (See: continental breakfast.)
Dubstep may not be the best music choice for moving day.
The prospect of racist-ass Melly Gibsons co-starring in a movie with Jesus. (See: Melly Gibsons.)
President Obama is introduced to a group of onlookers after giving a speech, but not everyone receives the same treatment.
A rare medical condition in which the penis is chopped up in eight or more pieces, causing pee to come out of one side and poop to come out of the other side.
Keegan and Jordan misunderstand the tone of each other's text messages while trying to make plans.
The pimp who employed Mary Magdalene and was ultimately edited out of the Bible.
The valets chronicle the ups and downs of Robert Downey Jr.'s career and pinpoint his cinematic soul mate.
An expression of surprise and delight uttered after catching a glimpse of an attractive nose bridge, ankle bone or other risque part of the anatomy.
The speakers at the fifth annual Meeting of the Tallahassee Black Republicans each try to make the case that there is diversity among their ranks.
An eccentric landlord tries to reassure some prospective tenants about the safety and comfort of the neighborhood.
Andre 3000's coffee shop beverage of choice.
After Keegan and Jordan discuss their favorite and least favorite sketches, they learn an important lesson about forgiveness and friendship.
Get yourself off the grid before it's too late.
During his first day at a new job, a man discovers that he already has a close connection with his black coworkers.
She’s a busy woman. A busy, horrible woman.
President Obama schools everyone when he shows up at a rap battle.
A meteorological phenomenon contained in a simple glass vessel that Levi bought from an old Chinese man.
Two men trade stories about arguing with their wives and setting them straight.
Jaden Smith calls his agent to discuss some serious problems with the a script that he just read.