Hardened political operatives John Oliver and Jason Jones vet student council candidates.
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"Cosmopolis" star Robert Pattinson shares a message with concerned "Twilight" fans.
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Jessica Williams reports on the one profession that is completely unacceptable at prom.
Donald Trump wants to play kingmaker, but that's Stephen's turf.
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Faced with the growing threat of cannibalism, the rich must be ready to flee at a moment's notice.
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Stephen lends a firm, guiding hand to the Occupy Wall Street movement.
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It's not fair to tax rich people until you've driven a mile in their limousine.
Sadly, this bachelorette party story does not comport with a classic Helmsian masturbatory fantasy.
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