Tolkien Sings
South Park
Season 9 E 3 • 03/23/2005

Tolkien performs at the beauty pageant and he's a hit. An audience member expresses interest in hiring him and the boys step in to represent him.

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Tolkien Sings
South ParkS9 E3

Tolkien performs at the beauty pageant and he's a hit. An audience member expresses interest in hiring him and the boys step in to represent him.
03/23/2005
00:41

Tolkien Wins The Colorado Child Star Contest
South ParkS9 E3

Mrs. Garrison announces that Tolkien has won a singing contest and is being paid $200 to perform at the Miss Colorado Pageant.
03/23/2005
03:15

The Whore Off
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Although Paris Hilton is a big whore, Mr. Slave wins the Whore Off Competition by putting her up his ass. Once in his ass, Paris comes across the Frog Prince who gives her a quest.
12/01/2004
01:21

The Tap Tragedy
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Butters went through a lot of therapy to forget the painful memories of his final tap dance, in which eight people died.
04/07/2004
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Money Quest
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After the television show "Money Quest" does a story on Cartman and his business success, Kyle's condition takes a turn for the worse.
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