Kneehigh Park Pt. 1 - Uncensored

  • Season 2, Ep 10
  • 03/24/2004
  • Views: 262,194

Puppet Dangle and his friends teach kids everything they need to know about venereal disease. (3:03)

AND, HEY,YOU'RE CHRIS ROCK!

- IT'S DAVE CHAPPELLE,BUT CLOSE ENOUGH.

- WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?

- WELL, DANGLE'SNOT FEELING WELL,

SO I'M TAKING HIMTO THE DOCTOR.

- WHAT'S WRONG, DANGLE?

- ACTUALLY,IT'S MY PENIS.

- WHAT'S THAT?

[unzips pants]

all: EW.

- WHEN I PEE-PEE,IT BURNS LIKE HELL.

I HAVE WHAT'S KNOWNAS A VENEREAL DISEASE.

- HOW DID YOU GET IT?

- FROM FUCKING.

I GOT SO MUCH PUPPET ASS,IT COULD BE FROM ANYWHERE.

- WHAT'S THE SICKNESS CALLED?

- I'M NOT SURE, ROBERT.

THAT'S WHY WE'RE GOINGTO THE DOCTOR.

THERE'S A LOT OF DIFFERENT KINDSOF PENIS SICKNESSES OUT THERE.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, Q-TIP?

- THAT'S RIGHT, DAVE,ALL KINDS.

♪ SEX ISN'T WRONGBUT YOU GOTTA BE RIGHT ♪

♪ IF YOU'RE HITTING THE SHEETS ♪

♪ THEN WRAP IT UP TIGHT

♪ LISTEN UP, KIDS,'CAUSE I AIN'T JOKIN' ♪

♪ ONE BAD DECISION

♪ YOUR DICK WILL BE SMOKIN' ♪

♪ YOU'LL CATCH A V.D.BUT DON'T TAKE IT FROM ME ♪

[traditional French music]

[sizzling]

OH, HELLO, DAVE CHAPPELLE,HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR A WHILE.

WHAT'S IT BEEN,TWO MONTHS?

- DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER.

OH, HERE COME THE CRABS.

[bright Latin music]

♪ THE CRABS

- ♪ OH, YES

both: ♪ THE CRAB, THE CRABS

- OLE!

- THIS NIGGA'S A FREAK.

[upbeat music]

♪ I'M THE HERPES,THE HERPES ♪

SEE YOU IN HELL,MOTHERFUCKERS.

OOH, BABY,I LIKE IT RAW.

- OH, GOSH.

- WOW, LIFE IS HARD.- NAH, IT'S NOT, LISA.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK,IF YOU JUST REMEMBER

TO KEEP YOUR GENITALSOUT OF HARM'S WAY,

DON'T CHASE MONEY,AND REFRAIN FROM LITTERING,

YOU'LL BE A WINNER.

[kids cheer]

- Q-TIP, TAKE US HOME!

COME ON, KIDS!

- ♪ IT'S A V.D. DAY ♪

- ♪ V.D. DAY,A V.D. DAY ♪

- ♪ IT'S A V.D. DAY ♪

- ♪ V.D. DAY,A V.D. DAY ♪

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