Lie Detector

  • Season 2 , Ep 3
  • 01/31/2000
  • Views: 9,678

Mr. Noblet tests Jerri's ability to answer questions honestly in order to determine which career she's best suited for. (2:20)

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♪ ONLY FOR A MOMENT AND THE MOMENT'S GONE ♪

♪ ALL MY DREAMS ♪

♪ PASS BEFORE MY EYESA CURIOSITY ♪

♪ A DUST IN THE WIND-- ♪♪

MR. NOBLET.

JERRI !

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA ?

WELL, I'M HERE FOR THE CAREER TEST.

SUPER DUPER !

YEAH ?

OKAY, YOU JUST FILL OUT THIS MULTIPLE CHOICE--

HOLD ON, I SHOULDPROBABLY FIND OUT

IF YOU CAN ANSWERHONESTLY, FIRST.

WHAT ?

SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

OH-KAY.

( buzz-buzz )

OKAY, I'M GOING TO ATTACHTHESE ELECTRODES TO YOUR FACE...

( steady buzz )

AND ASK YOU A SIMPLESERIES OF QUESTIONS.

QUESTIONS ?

JUST SO WECAN FIGURE OUT

IF THIS MACHINEACTUALLY WORKS.

OKAY, WHAT'S YOURFAVORITE COLOR ?

LEMON.( buzz )

OKAY, YOU'RE LYING.

RUST.( ding )

WHAT IS YOURFAVORITE FOOD ?

CREPE SUZETTE !( buzz )

JERRI !

MEATBALLS.( ding )

DAMMIT JERRI, YOU DON'T HAVE TO IMPRESS ME.

JUST ANSWERTHE QUESTIONS HONESTLY.

WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT.

OKAY ?

ALL RIGHT.

NOW... IF YOU COULD BEANY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD,

WHAT WOULD IT BE ?

KITTEN.( buzz )

JERRI !

SNAKE.( ding )

WELL, WE KNOW YOU'RE GOOD AT LYING.

OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU FILL OUTTHIS MULTIPLE CHOICE

SOMEWHERE AWAY FROM ME.

AND I WILL READ THIS TEXTBOOK.

MR. NOBLET.

JERRI !

FINISHED.

OKAY !( ding )

LET'S ADD UP YOUR SCORE...

246.

LET'S SEE WHAT THAT CORRELATES TO IN THE BACK,

AND WE WILL KNOW WHAT KIND OF CAREER YOU'RE BEST SUITED FOR.

RIGHT.

EXCITED ?

YEAH !

LET'S SEE... DOCTOR, LAWYER...

JUNKY WHORE.

JUNKY WHORE !

WAIT...I'VE DONE THAT.

I WANTED TO FOLLOW MY DREAMS LIKE MR. JELLINECK !

WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT ?

OH, DIDN'T YOU HEAR ?

HE JUST QUIT SCHOOL SO HE COULD FOLLOW HIS DREAMS.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, YOU STUPID JUNKY WHORE !

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