I'M NOT HERE TO ROAST BOB SAGET.

I'M HERE TO FUCK JOHN STAMOS.

YOU HEARD ME PRETTY BOY

I'M GONNA STRAP ON MY AUSTRIAN

AND TAKE YOU RIGHT THERE ON FILTHY BEAN

SORRY THAT'S JON LOVITZ.

FOR THE LOVE GOD, WILL SOMEONE PLEASE P

SO I CAN SEE SOME STARS!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I SHAVED FOR THIS.

I MEAN WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE?

WHO CARES ABOUT BOG SAGET?

I WAS GIVING REACH AROUND TO JACK BENN

BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.

AND THAT MAN HAD TIMING.