( narrator )1983, HISTORIC APPLECRUMBY'S,

THE SETTING FOR YET ANOTHERCLASSIC STAND-OFF BETWEEN

SWORN RIVALS,

JUST THE SORT OF STAND-OFFTHAT CREATES CLASSIC

HOOK-UP MOMENTS.

BOBBY HUTCHINSONHAD SPENT THE NIGHT

TRYING TO RUSH HIS WAYTO PAY DIRT, GINA MORRIS.

BOTH PRIOR ATTEMPTSBY BOBBY WERE STUFFED

BY THE TOUGH DEFENSIVE LINETHAT MORRIS TRAVELED WITH,

LEFT GUARD, CAROL DEITRICH,

AND RIGHT GUARD,DENISHA "BEAR" BRYANT,

A TANDEM THAT HAD RACKED UP 14COCK BLOCKS JUST A YEAR EARLIER.

WITH THE DEFENSEMOMENTARILY SIDELINED,

BOBBY STRUCK QUICKLY,APPROACHING THE COVETED MORRIS

AND WINNING HER OVER WITHONE OF HIS HYSTERICAL

VIDEO GAME REFERENCES.

YOU GIVE MEPAC-MAN FEVER.

( gobbling )

WITH THE DEFENSE RETURNINGAND TIME RUNNING OUT,

BOBBY WENT INTOHIS HURRY-UP OFFENSE.

SLOWLY BUT SURELY, HUTCHINSONWORE DOWN THE DEFENSIVE LINE

WITH SHOTS UP THE GUT.

WITH TIME RUNNING OUT,

HUTCHINSON WENT FORTHE GAME-WINNING SCORE.

GINA, WHY DON'T YOUJUST COME HOME WITH ME ?

NO, WE PROMISED EACH OTHERWE'D ALL LEAVE HERE TOGETHER.

HIS ATTEMPT WAS BLOCKED.

BUT HUTCHINSON RECOVEREDTHE BLOCK AND EXPLOITED

THE DEFENSE'SBIGGEST WEAKNESS.

YOU KNOW, I GOT SOMEPIZZAS AT THE CRIB.

ALL RIGHT.

PIZZA ?

I DON'T WANT NO PIZZA.

AND SOME WEED, TOO.

WEED ?A'IGHT, YEAH.

HUTCHINSON KNEWHE WAS HOME FREE.

VICTORY WAS ASSURED.

THAT NIGHT, BOBBY AND GINAHAD DRUNKEN SEX

ON TOP OF HER TWOPASSED-OUT FRIENDS,

TECHNICALLY MAKINGIT A FOUR-WAY.

BOBBY HUTCHINSON, YET ANOTHERGREAT PLAYER RESPONSIBLE

FOR A GREAT MOMENTIN HOOK-UP HISTORY.