( narrator )1983, HISTORIC APPLECRUMBY'S,
THE SETTING FOR YET ANOTHERCLASSIC STAND-OFF BETWEEN
SWORN RIVALS,
JUST THE SORT OF STAND-OFFTHAT CREATES CLASSIC
HOOK-UP MOMENTS.
BOBBY HUTCHINSONHAD SPENT THE NIGHT
TRYING TO RUSH HIS WAYTO PAY DIRT, GINA MORRIS.
BOTH PRIOR ATTEMPTSBY BOBBY WERE STUFFED
BY THE TOUGH DEFENSIVE LINETHAT MORRIS TRAVELED WITH,
LEFT GUARD, CAROL DEITRICH,
AND RIGHT GUARD,DENISHA "BEAR" BRYANT,
A TANDEM THAT HAD RACKED UP 14COCK BLOCKS JUST A YEAR EARLIER.
WITH THE DEFENSEMOMENTARILY SIDELINED,
BOBBY STRUCK QUICKLY,APPROACHING THE COVETED MORRIS
AND WINNING HER OVER WITHONE OF HIS HYSTERICAL
VIDEO GAME REFERENCES.
YOU GIVE MEPAC-MAN FEVER.
( gobbling )
WITH THE DEFENSE RETURNINGAND TIME RUNNING OUT,
BOBBY WENT INTOHIS HURRY-UP OFFENSE.
SLOWLY BUT SURELY, HUTCHINSONWORE DOWN THE DEFENSIVE LINE
WITH SHOTS UP THE GUT.
WITH TIME RUNNING OUT,
HUTCHINSON WENT FORTHE GAME-WINNING SCORE.
GINA, WHY DON'T YOUJUST COME HOME WITH ME ?
NO, WE PROMISED EACH OTHERWE'D ALL LEAVE HERE TOGETHER.
HIS ATTEMPT WAS BLOCKED.
BUT HUTCHINSON RECOVEREDTHE BLOCK AND EXPLOITED
THE DEFENSE'SBIGGEST WEAKNESS.
YOU KNOW, I GOT SOMEPIZZAS AT THE CRIB.
ALL RIGHT.
PIZZA ?
I DON'T WANT NO PIZZA.
AND SOME WEED, TOO.
WEED ?A'IGHT, YEAH.
HUTCHINSON KNEWHE WAS HOME FREE.
VICTORY WAS ASSURED.
THAT NIGHT, BOBBY AND GINAHAD DRUNKEN SEX
ON TOP OF HER TWOPASSED-OUT FRIENDS,
TECHNICALLY MAKINGIT A FOUR-WAY.
BOBBY HUTCHINSON, YET ANOTHERGREAT PLAYER RESPONSIBLE
FOR A GREAT MOMENTIN HOOK-UP HISTORY.