Six-Foot Rule Enforcement

  • Season 5 , Ep 12
  • 06/12/2008
  • Views: 26,659

Junior takes his measuring rod to a strip club to keep everything on the level. (1:34)

[YELLING]ASK HER IF SHE'S A STUDENT

AT THE JUNIOR COLLEGE.

WHAT?

ASK HER IF SHE'S A STUDENT

AT THE JUNIOR COLLEGE!

UH, DO YOU GOTO TRUCKEE MEADOWSCOMMUNITY COLLEGE?

I'VE HEARD OF THAT,BUT I'M ACTUALLY

A STUDENT OF LIFE,I LIKE TO SAY.

OH.

NO, SHE DON'T GOTO SCHOOL.

SHE JUST LIVES HEREAND DOES COCAINE, I BET.

AH.YEAH.

I BET THATHE'S...

AN AQUARIUS.

UH, SHE SAYS ARE YOUAN AQUARIUS?

I'D HAVE SAID LEO.

I--I'M ACTUALLY--I'M A LIBRA,

BUT I GOT LEO RISING.

I COULD SEE THAT.

YOU STUDY ASTROLOGY?

NO, BUT IF YOU'REIN THE STRIP CLUBSLONG ENOUGH,

YOU HEAR A LOTOF THAT ASTROLOGYBULL--

YEAH?EXCUSE ME.

HE IS AN AQUARIUS.

YOU WERE DEAD ON.OH, WOW.

HE'S SURPRISEDYOU WERE SO DEAD ON.

MOST PEOPLE DON'TGET THAT RIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

ME?YEAH.

WHEN YOU'RE NOT COPPING.

UH, YOU KNOW.I JUST TRY TO GETOUTSIDE A LITTLE BIT,

WATCH SOME NASCAR,FISH MAYBE.

YOU FISH?YEAH, I FISH, YEAH.

I FISH, TOO.

THAT'S PRETTY MUCHTHE ONLY THING

I CAN DO TO REALLYRELAX, YOU KNOW.

WELL, WHERE DO YOU LIKETO FISH?

I GO UP TO THE RESERVOIR.TRUCKEE RESERVOIR.

I GO UP THERE, TOO.

WHERE THOSEWEEPING WILLOWS ARE.

THAT'S WHERE THE FISHINGALWAYS WAS THE BEST.

YOU FISH UNDER THEM TREES,IT'S PERFECT.

HELL, I'D GO--

HEY, WHERE'D SHE GO?

I THINK I SHOULD DEFINITELYBE RECOGNIZED

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