Pussy on the Chainwax

Pussy on the Chainwax Season 3, Ep 13 12/18/2013 Views: 435,066

Two friends argue over whether an unusual turn of phrase is, in fact, a "thing." (3:55)

- WHOA.

- MAN, I FELT SORRYFOR THAT DUDE,

BUT, YOU KNOW,WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

I HAD TO LAYTHAT [bleep] DOWN.

[laughter]YOU KNOW I DID, DOG.

- WHAT?THAT [bleep] LAY YOU DOWN.

- HEY, BROTHER, I DON'T KNOWWHAT FIGHT YOU WAS AT.

THAT [bleep] GOTA COUPLE LICKS IN, SURE.

BUT PFFT, I WAS LIKE, BIP!

[laughter]

MAN, I PUT THE PUSSYON THE CHAIN WAX.

[both howling]

PUT THE PUSSY ON THE--both: THE CHAIN WAX.

- I PUT THE PUSSYON THE CHAIN WAX.

all: I PUT THE PUSSYON THE CHAIN WAX.

- PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX?- HMM?

- IS THAT A THING?

- WELL, YEAH. THAT--YEAH.

THAT'S A--THAT'S A THING.

- YEAH.- YEAH, THAT'S SOMETHING.

- OKAY.

- YEAH, I PUT THE PUSSYON THE CHAIN WAX.

- PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!

- I SAID I PUT THE PUSSYON THE CHAIN WAX!

- HE PUT THE PUSSYON THE CHAIN WAX.

- PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX.- PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX.

- UH, PUSSY COMING IN.

THIS IS THE CHAIN WAX.- HOLD UP.

[laughter]HOLD UP.

I JUST, UM, GOOGLED"PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX."

NO RESULTS.

- MAN, UM,WHY ARE YOU GOOGLING?

- NO, I'M JUST SAYING.

"PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX,"IT'S NOT AN EXPRESSION.

- YE--YEAH IT IS.

- YEAH, IT IS.- YES, THANK YOU.

- IT'S SOMETHING, LEO.- YEAH.

- WHAT IT--WHAT IT--WHAT DOES IT MEAN THEN?

- WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS.- DO IT, DO IT.

- IT MEANS THAT...

IS THAT YOU PUT THE...

all: PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!

[overlapping chatter]

- NOPE, NOPE.

both: PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!

- IT'S NOT--DON'T--

- PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!- PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX.

- ACTING LIKE Y'ALL KNOWWHAT IT IS--

OKAY, HAVE EITHEROF THE TWO OF YOU--

HAVE YOU EVER SAID THE WORDS

"PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX"IN ANY CONTEXT?

- PFFT, US?- PFFT.

HE--HE TALKING TO YOU.- MAN--

- HE AIN'T TALKING TO ME.

- [exhales]- HEY, MAN.

IT'S NOT OUR FAULTTHAT YOU AIN'T NEVER PUT THE...

all: PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!

[all cheering]- PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!

- NO ONE CAN PUT THE PUSSYON THE CHAIN WAX

'CAUSE PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAXAIN'T A THING!

YOU TRYING TO START A THING,AREN'T YOU?

- WHA--ME--[laughs]

I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU TALKINGABOUT, TRYING TO START A THING?

- A THING,LIKE "OFF THE HOOK"

OR "I'MA PUT YOU ON BLAST."

YOU TRYING TO GET ITIN THE ETHER,

SO EVERYBODY OUT THERE SAYING"PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX."

- MAN, WHY ARE YOUDOING THIS?

WHY YOU LOOKING UP[bleep] I'M SAYING AND--

AND FACT-CHECKING MY ASSAND [bleep]?

- YOU KEEP SAYING SOME [bleep]THAT DOESN'T EXIST,

AND YOU GOT THING ONEAND THING TWO

CORROBORATING YOUR STORYLIKE IT DOES,

AND THEN--WHY YOU LYING THEN?

IT'S BULL[bleep]!

- BODIE...

WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH

WHETHER I MADE UP"PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX" OR NOT?

I LOST MY JOB.

MY GIRL LEFT ME.

AND ALL I W--ALL I WANTED TO DO

WAS HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUNWITH MY FRIENDS TODAY.

SO WHY--WHY DO YOU HA--

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BELITTLE MELIKE THAT?

- [sighs]

IT'S JUST THAT I--- YEAH?

- I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY--

- WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAY,[bleep]?

- I'M TRYING TO SAY

THAT I WANTTO PUT THE PUSSY...

all: ON THE CHAIN WAX!

[laughter]

- HE DID IT, YO.HE PUT THE...

all: PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!- YEAH!

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