Dave's iMac Commercial

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 02/12/2003
  • Views: 61,048

Dave explains why he switched from PC to Apple in his take on the "Switch" campaign. (0:40)

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AND NEEDLESS TO SAY...I GET HORNY OUT THERE.

I'M A CHRONIC MASTURBATOR.

I TRIED WHACKING OFF WITHMY P.C.,

BUT I FELT LIKE IT WASJUST TOO MUCH CLICKITY-CLACK,

CLICKITY-CLACK...

WITH MY MAC, I MEAN, THE VIDEORESOLUTION IS SO CLEAR,

I CAN SEE PARTS OF THE VAGINATHAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW EXISTED.

LABIAS AND FLABIASAND FLIP-FLAPS-- MAN !

I'M A CHRONIC MASTURBATOR.

I DON'T KNOW WHATTHEY MAKE THE KEYS OUT OF,

BUT, WHATEVER IT IS,IT'S NON-STICK.

AND THEN WITH iTUNES,

I CAN ACTUALLY LISTENTO SOME OF MY FAVORITE MUSIC

WHILE I'M MASTURBATING.

♪ WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHINGTO MESS WITH ♪

I'M DAVE CHAPPELLEAND I LOVE INTERNET PORN.

( cheering and applause )

( man )DAVE CHAPPELLE... !

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