THE CHAPPELLE SHOW EVER HADTHAT NOBODY EVER SAW.

IT WAS AVERY GOOD CAMEO.

WHY DON'T YOU SHOW 'EMTHE BEGINNING.

[applause]

- WELCOME BACK.

TODAY, OF COURSE,WE ARE DEALING WITH KIDS

WHO ARE B-A-D, BAD.

DO YOU SEE, SALLY?

THIS IS WHATI HAVE TO DEAL WITH.

RONALD IS JUST OUT OF CONTROL.SO TRIFLING.

- AW, MA, SHUT UP.

[farts]

- ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIMETO STRAIGHTEN YOU UP.

GUESS WHERE YOU ARE GOING.

- "BOOT CAMP."

- YEAH, BOOT CAMP.THAT'S RIGHT.

WITH THE HARDESTC.O. YOU HAVE EVER MET.

- THIS IS WHERE THE SKETCHGOES COMPLETELY WRONG.

- THAT'S RIGHT,NELSON MANDELA.

[whistle blowing]

- ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN,SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

ALL OF YOU KIDS DISGUST ME.

- NOTICE HOW SHITTY THE WIG IS.

NOT ONLY DO I NOT LOOKANYTHING LIKE NELSON MANDELA,

BUT THE SKETCH JUST GETSPROGRESSIVELY CRAZIER.

MANDELA PROCEEDS TO JUSTBEAT THE HELL OUT OF THESE KIDS

FOR THE NEXT, LIKE, EIGHTTO NINE MINUTES, ALL RIGHT?

HE'S JUST BERATING'EM AND BEATING 'EM.

HERE, JUST SHOW THEM SOMEOF THE BEAT-DOWNS.

- THIS IS THE FULL NELSON.BITCH, IT'S A PUN.

YOU.CRY "FREEDOM."

CRY "THE BELOVED COUNTRY."

IF I WANTED TO BE MEAN,

I WOULD TELL THIS KIDHOW FAT HE IS, HUH?

I WOULD TELL HIM THAT I WOULDSQUEEZE HIS BREASTS TOGETHER

AND MAKE LOVE TO HIS BOSOM,IF I WANTED TO.

PRETTY BAD, HUH?

WELL, IT GETSWEIRDER THAN THAT.

DO YOU THINK MANDELADOESN'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

DO YOU THINKMANDELA DOESN'T KNOW

WHAT'S POPPINGON THE STREETS?

all: ♪ IN THE JUNGLETHE MIGHTY JUNGLE ♪

- YO, I'M NOT SURE,

BUT I THINK MR. MANDELASMOKED MY DRUGS.

all: ♪ A-WHEE

♪ WHEE-O-WHEE-OWHEE-O-WUMBAWE ♪

♪ A-WHEE

♪ WHEE-O-WHEE-OWHEE-O-WUMBAWE ♪

[cheers and applause]