Wheelchair Cat at the Hospital

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 10/26/2011
  • Views: 27,911

Mr. Stitches faces interrogation after another lady friend overdoses on cocaine. (2:53)

BOB CAMPBELL RAN TWO SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSES--

BARGAIN BOB'S HARDWARE STORE

AND BARGAIN BOB'S ADULT BOOKSTORE.

STRAPPED FOR CASH, HE'S FORCED TO CONSOLIDATE

HIS TWO ENTERPRISES.

THIS IS BARGAIN BOB'S STORY.

HEY, WELCOME TO BARGAIN BOB'SHARDWARE STORE/ADULT BOOKSTORE.

- HOW CAN I HELP YOU?- I'M LOOKING FOR A STUDFINDER.

OKAY, THAT'S EITHERIN THE HARDWARE STORENEXT TO THE SCREWDRIVERS

OR SWINGING DOORSNEXT TO "SCREW" MAGAZINE.

OKAY.

HEY, BARGAIN BOB'S.HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

BOB, I'M LOOKING FOR A LUBETO RUB ON SOME NUTS.

I'M GONNA NEED MOREINFORMATION THAN THAT.

I'VE GOT THIS TIREAND IT'S RUSTY AND I'MTRYING TO GET THE NUT OFF,

- BUT IT WON'T BUDGE.- GO DOWN TO AISLE 3, WD-40.

- THANKS.- WELCOME TO BARGAIN BOB'S. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

I NEED SOME EARPLUGS.

OKAY, THAT'S AISLE 3IN THE HARDWARE STORE.

- FOR MY BUTT EAR.- SWINGING DOORS.

BARGAIN BOB'S.HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

HEY, YOU GOT A DROPCLOTHTO KEEP LIQUIDS OFF MY CARPET?

THERE'S SOME RIGHT NEXTTO THE PAINT

OR THROUGHTHE SWINGING DOORS.

- HEY, YOU'RE BACK.- YEAH, DO YOU SELL HOW-TO VIDEOS?

- YEAH, OF COURSE. HOW-TO WHAT?- BLOW A --.

- DID YOU JUST SAY BUILD A DECK?- NOPE.

- SWINGING DOORS.- THANKS.

HEY, IT'S THE GUYFROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE.YOU GUYS GOING BACK ON TOUR?

BUILD SOME STAGES?OR BUILD SOME -- FOR A PARTY?

BUILD SOME BALLSFOR YOUR --? COOL.

- HEY, BOB.- YOU FIND EVERYTHING OKAY?

YEAH, I NEEDA TAINT THINNER.

OOH, TAINT THINNER, UM...

- EITHER DOOR.- OKAY.

BARGAIN BOB'S.HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

HI, YOU GUYS GOT LUMBERAND SOMEONE WHO CANCUT IT FOR ME?

YEAH, OF COURSE.WHAT YOU BUILDING?

A BOX TO KEEPA YOUNG HITCHHIKER IN.

- HOW YOUNG ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?- 17.

- ( hisses )- 18?

THAT'S BETTER.WE'VE GOT A PREPACKAGEDSLAVE BOX.

IT'S GOT A FOOD HOLE.IT'S GOT A LITTLE TINKLE TUBE.

- SWINGING DOORS? ALL RIGHT.- THAT'LL WORK!

I DON'T KNOW WHATYOU CALL IT, BUT MYGIRLFRIEND SHOWED ME HERS.

IT'S LONG, HARD AND BLACK.

IT'S GOT A KNOB ON IT.YOU PUMP IT WITH YOUR HAND

- AND WATER COMES OUT.- ONLY WATER?

- JUST WATER.- THAT'S A MANUAL WATER PUMP.

- AISLE 7 NEXT TO THE GARDEN HOSES.- THANKS.

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS ISTHE RIGHT KIND OF STORE,

BUT I WANT TO GRAFFITISOME BABY COFFINS.

- AISLE 14.- THANK YOU.

- IN THE KIDS' SECTION.- HEY, IT'S ME AGAIN.

- WHAT'S UP, PLAYER?- I NEED AN ELECTRIC BLOWER.

- LEAVES OR PENISES?- BOTH.

EITHER DOOR, MAN.

BARGAIN BOB'S.HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

MY NAME IS FRANK FRANKEL.I'M CHAIRMAN OF THE PRESIDENT'SSMALL BUSINESS INITIATIVE.

- AND I LIKE YOUR GO-GETTER SPIRIT.- THANKS, MAN.

YOU GIVE ALL AMERICANS HOPEAND YOU DESERVE TO BERECOGNIZED FOR THAT.

COOL, MAN.WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA GIVE MEA MEDAL OR SOMETHING?

- SOME KIND OF GOVERNMENT GRANT?- NO, I'M HERE LOOKING FOR A DILDO

SHAPED LIKEA SILVER-BACKED APE'S DONG.

RIGHT.WE'RE SOLD OUT.

WE HAVE OTHER APES THOUGH.WE HAVE REGULAR CHIMPS,MONKEYS.

WE HAVE THE PENISESFROM THE BAND THE MONKEES.

- WE HAVE ALL THAT STUFF.- OOOH.

WE HAVE RISE OF THE APES,ONE THAT LITERALLY RISES,LIKE --.

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