Wheelchair Cat at the Hospital

Season 2 , Ep 4 10/26/11 Views: 29,050

Mr. Stitches is in hot water with the police after his one-night stand overdoses on cocaine. (2:23)

WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?

ANOTHER O.D.LOOKS LIKE COCAINE.

SHE'S GOT COCAINEALL OVER HER BREASTS.

WHO WOULD DOSOMETHING LIKE THIS?

WHO DID SHE COME WITH?DID ANYBODY DROP HER OFF?

HE'S IN THE WAITING ROOM.HE TRIED TO LEAVE.WE STOPPED HIM.

ALL RIGHT.I'M GONNA GOTALK TO HIM.

I DON'T KNOWWHAT TO SAY.

THIS IS THE FOURTH GIRLTHIS WEEK. WHAT DO YOU HAVETO SAY ABOUT ALL THIS?

Computer voice:I think these hoscan't handle their snow.

You ski with me,you brace for a blizzard.

- YOU'RE DISGUSTING.- You know what else is disgusting?

- WHAT?- Your mouth, which doubles as a -- garage

- for every black guy in this hospital.- DAMN IT!

Do you havedoctor-approved roofies?

NO. THERE ISNO SUCH THING.

Do you have catniplaced with angel dust?

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.ENOUGH.

( announcer speaks )

♪ I WANNA DO WHATEVER I WANNA DO ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IT FEELS GOOD

♪ TO BE BAD

♪ I CAN'T REFUSE A LITTLE BREAKIN' THE RULES ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I ALWAYS WANT

♪ WHAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE

♪ DANCE ALL NIGHT ON THE WILD SIDE ♪

♪ IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BAD BAD BAD BAD. ♪

YOU'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.THIS GIRL ALMOST DIED.

I almost diedof embarrassment,

but nobodyseems to care.

Stay high or die.

WOW, THAT'S A REALLYNICE ATTITUDE.

WE ARE DOING EVERYTHINGWE CAN TO KEEP THISOUT OF THE PRESS,

BUT THE POLICE HAVE BEENASKING ABOUT YOU.

Oh no, po-po.

YOU THE GUY THAT DROPPEDOFF THE GIRL?

CUT THE CRAP, CAT.I KNOW YOU CAN TALK.

I am a cat.

OH.KITTY CAT SAY MEOW?

IS THAT WHATKITTY CAT SAY?

Yes. Meow.Purr.

I also say purrwhen I am happy.

HOW DOES KITTY CATLIKE THE SOUND OF JAIL

AND HAVING "PURR-VERTS"INVADE HIS FELINE BEHIND?

HUH? THAT SOUNDSMORE LIKE "ME-OUCH."

You got nothing, pig.Stick to what you do know--

diving on --while taking --.

I'M GONNA GET YOU, CAT.I'M GONNA GET YOU.

EXCUSE ME.WE SEEM TO BE MISSING

SEVERAL SYRINGESAND SOME DRUGS.

WOULD YOU KNOWANYTHING ABOUT THAT?

No, but I have two furrySkittles down here

that could usea tongue bath.

REALLY?WELL, WHAT'S THIS THEN?

HUH? LOOKS LIKEOUR MISSING DRUGS.

Um, that's my litter box.

Kitty say meowwhile make smelly.

I'M GONNA GO GRABTHAT COP.

Don't do that, --.

We've got to bounce.Quick, grab thatdoctor's jacket.

I have an idea.

DOCTOR, DOCTOR,

WE NEED YOUIN SURGERY, STAT!

I've got to makea house call.

I'm goingto your mom's place

to turn her into a semen garage.

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