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The fearsome Smaug discusses Hollywood's liberal bias and shares a clip from "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies." (7:38)

>> Stephen: THANKS VERY MUCH.WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY

MY GUEST TONIGHT HAS ARMOR LIKE10-FOLD SHIELDS, TEETH LIKE

SWORDS, CLAWS LIKE SPEARS. ATAIL LIKE A THUNDER BOLT, WINGS

LIKE A HURRICANE, AND BREATHLIKE DEATH, THOUGH HE MIGHT

WANT TO LEAVE THAT OFF HISTINDER PROFILE. PLEASE

WELCOME THE LAST GREAT FIREDRAKE OF THE THIRD AGE, SMAUG!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )NOW, SMAUG, WHERE'S THE DRAGON?

(ROARING, RUMBLING]

>> THE CHIEFEST AND GREATEST OFCALAMATIES IS IN THE HOUSE

>> Stephen: SMAUG, EVERYBODY!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )I WANT YOU TO KNOW THEY AM NOT

INTIMIDATED BY YOU, EVEN THOUGHYOU HAVE A REPUTATION AS A TOUGH

INTERVIEW BECAUSE YOU OFTEN EATTHE HOST.

>> I EAT A LOT OF THINGS,STEPHEN.

BUT YOU NEEDN'T WORRY.

YOU'RE MY LAST INTERVIEW OF THEDAY. I'VE ALREADY FILLED UP

ON THE LADIES OF "THE VIEW." MY,WEREN'T THEY A FEAST

>> Stephen: WELL, THAT'S GOODTO KNOW.

NOW, SMAUG THE IMPENETRABLE,THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

IT'S AN HONOR.

>> YES.

I IMAGINE IT IS.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: NOW, I THINK YOUAND I HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.

WE BOTH LIVE IN GATEDCOMMUNITIES AND WE'RE BOTH

FISCAL CONSERVATIVES WHO SLEEPON GIANT PILES OF MONEY.

>> QUITE RIGHT!

TIME TO RETURN TO THE GOLDSTANDARD.

RAND PAUL, 2016!

YEAH!

GET SOME, RAND!

>> Stephen: NOW, I LIKE YOURSTYLE, BUT NOT EVERYBODY DOES.

>> REALLY?

>> Stephen: NO.

SO LET'S GO OVER YOUR RESUME.

YOU'RE CENTURIES OLD.

>> CORRECT.

>> Stephen: YOU DESTROYEDDALE.

>> CORRECT.

>> Stephen: YOU CAPTURED THEDWARF KINGDOM OF EREBOR

AND ALL ITS TREASURES.

ALL VERY IMPRESSIVE.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: YET, IN THISMOVIE YOU COME ACROSS AS THE

BAD GUY. WHY IS THAT?

>> THAT'S JUST TYPICAL LIBERALHOLLYWOOD BIAS.

IT'S HARD FOR CONSERVATIVES TOGET GOOD ROLES IN THIS TOWN.

THAT'S WHY KELSEY GRAMMAR AND IARE ALWAYS UP FOR THE SAME PART.

>> Stephen: OKAY, BUT-- OVERHERE, BIG GUY.

DON'T EAT THE AUDIENCE.

COME ON, OVER HERE.

LOOK, YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THEDRAGON CARD HERE, ARE YOU,

SMAUG, BECAUSE NOT ALL DRAGONSGET BAD PRESS.

>> STEPHEN, I'M NOT ASKING FORSYMPATHY, BUT I AM TALKING ABOUT

REAL DRAGONS, NOT ONE OF THOSEKHALEESI-WHIPPED LAP LIZARDS

FROM "GAME OF THRONES." GOD, ITDISGUSTS ME.

>> Stephen: OKAY, WHAT ABOUTTOOTHLESS FROM "HOW TO TRAIN

YOUR DRAGON."

HE'S THE HERO.

>> NO, HE'S NOT A HERO.

HE IS A CAPTIVE WHO ALLOWSHIMSELF TO BE RIDDEN BY FILTHY

CHILDREN. TOOTHLESS?

MORE LIKE BALL-LESS! I AM ANOLD-SCHOOL WORM,

KEEPING IT REAL, YO! DOING WHAT DRAGONS

DO.

BOOM.

I'M THE ORIGINAL RADAR.

I INVENTED THE HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

I TAKE YOUR TREASURE.

I DRINK YOUR MILK SHAKE.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

I GET YOUR POINT.

STAY WITH ME.

STAY WITH ME.

COME ON.

NOW, LISTEN WHAT ABOUT LOOKINGOUT FOR THE LITTLE GUY.

>> Stephen: DID YOU OR DID NOTNOT TRY TO KILL BILBO BAGGINS?

>> I'LL TELL YOU THIS,STEPHEN. WHAT WOULD DO YOU

IF SOMEONE BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSEWEARING A HOODIE.

I WAS STANDING MY GROUND.

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

>> Stephen: NO, NO, NO.

NO, I DON'T.

LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NEW FILM"THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES."

TELL ME, DOES IT STAY TRUE TOTHE BOOK?

>> I ACTUALLY HAVEN'T READ THEBOOK SO NO SPOILERS,

PLEASE.

>> Stephen: OH, REALLY?

WELL, THEN, I THINK THE ENDINGIS GOING TO GET YOU RIGHT HERE.

AND I THINK WE HAVE A CLIP.

DO WE NEED TO SET THIS UP?

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

NO, I DON'T LIKE THIS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY SENT.

THIS IS ALWAYS SO EMBARRASSING.

I'M BLUSHING.

I CAN TURN MY HEAD AWAY WITHOUTKILLING ANYONE?

>> Stephen: JIMMY?

♪ ♪( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> THAT WAS PRETTY COOL>> Stephen: WOW.

THAT LOOKED DANGEROUS.

DO YOU DO YOUR OWN STUNTS?

>> YES, A LITTLE

BUT MOST OF IT IS C.G.I.

I THINK WE HAVE A PHOTO FROM THESET SOMEWHERE.

DO WE?

TO SHOW THE AUDIENCE.

>> Stephen: JIM.

>> MOTION CAPTURE CAN BE SOTEDIOUS.

I SPENT MOST OF THE MOVIERECITING LINES TO A TENNIS BALL

ON A STICK.

AND I'M NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUTORLANDO BLOOM.

>> Stephen: OKAY, ENOUGH.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE REALSMAUG?

>> IT'S SMOUG?

>> Stephen: SMAUK.

>> SMOUG.

>> Stephen: SMAUK.

>> I DON'T HEAR THE DIFFERENCE.

>> JUST CALL ME DUDE.

>> Stephen: DUDE, YOU'VE BEENCALLED A MOST SPECIALLY GREEDY

STRONG AND WICKED WORM.

HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

>> PRETTY EXCITED IN A WORMYKIND OF WAY.

WHO WAS IT WHO SAID THAT?

WAS IT PETER JACKSON?

DID HE SAY THAT?

>> Stephen: NO, ACTUALLY ITWAS PROFESSOR TOLKIEN.

>> WHO?

>> Stephen: FORGET ABOUT IT.

LOOK, WE'VE GOT TO GO, BUTBEFORE WE DO, ANY UPCOMING

PROJECTS?

>> YOU KNOW, I WAS OFFERED ON AROLE ON "SHERLOCK."

I TURNED THEM DOWN, OF COURSE.

I MEAN, WHO WANTS TO PLAY SECONDFIDDLE TO THAT HACK CUMBERBATCH?

>> Stephen: WELL, MARTINFREEMAN DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND.

>> MARTIN'S CHEAP.

HE DOESN'T NEED MUCH FEEDING,APPARENTLY.

SWEET, LITTLE MARTIN.

LITTLE, LITTLE, LITTLE MAN.

>> Stephen: YEAH, BUT HE GOTTHE BETTER OF YOU, THOUGH,

DIDN'T HE?

BILBO, HE TRICKED YOU.

>> NO.

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW, THERE'STHAT MOMENT IN THE SECOND MOVIE

WHEN YOU FINISH TOYING WITH HIMAND YOU REAR BACK.

YOU'RE LIKE HOW DO YOU CHOOSE TODIE?

>> THAT'S NOT HOW I DID IT, BUTCARRY ON.

>> Stephen: YES IT WAS.

AND HE POPS ON THE RING AND HEDISAPPEARS.

AND YOU'RE LIKE "WHA-WHAT?">> I SEE, STEPHEN.

DID MY PEOPLE NOT TELL YOU?

>> Stephen: TELL ME WHAT?

>> NEVER LAUGH AT A LIVE DRAGON( BLEEP ).

>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHTBACK.