East/West Bowl

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This year's East/West Collegiate Bowl is full of flamboyant personalities. (3:24)

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- HI, EVERYBODY,I'M DAVE STASSEN

ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING,

AND WELCOMETO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL,

AS WE GET READY TO WATCHSOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS

IN THE NATION

SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLSIN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN

BETWEEN EAST AND WEST.

AND THERE REALLYARE SOME CHARACTERS

ON THIS YEAR'S SQUADS,AREN'T THERE, GEOFF?

- THAT'S RIGHT, DAVE.

IT DOES SEEM LIKE THE MOSTFLAMBOYANT PERSONALITIES

CAME TO THE FOREFRONT,AND THEY ARE HERE.

LET'S MEET THE PLAYERSFROM THE EAST.

[rock music]

- D'MARCUS WILLIUMS,UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA.

- T.J. JUCKSON,WAYNE STATE UNIVERSITY.

- T'VARIUSNESS KING,MERRIMACK COLLEGE.

- TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE,UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI.

- D'SQUARIUS GREEN, JR.,UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME.

- IBRAHIM MOIZOOS,

UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEEAT CHATTANOOGA.

- JACKMERIUS TACKTHERITRIX,MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY.

- D'ISIAH T. BILLINGS-CLYDE,COASTAL CAROLINA UNIVERSITY.

- [lisping]D'JATHPER PROBINCRUX THE THIRD,

THOUTH CAROLINA THTATEUNIVERTHITY.

- LEOZ MAXWELL JILLIUMZ,EAST CAROLINA UNIVERSITY.

- JAVARIS JAMARJAVARISON-LAMAR,

UNIVERSITYOF MIDDLE TENNESSEE.

- DAVOIN SHOWER-HANDEL,

UNIVERSITYOF SOUTHERN MISSISSIPPI.

- HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY,PENN STATE UNIVERSITY.

- L'CARPETRON DOOKMARRIOT,FLORIDA ATLANTIC UNIVERSITY.

- J'DINKALAGE MORGOONE,UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA.

- XMUS JAXON FLAXON-WAXON,

CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITYOF PENNSYLVANIA.

- WE'RE GOING TO BE LOOKINGFOR BIG PLAYS

ALL GAME LONGFROM TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE.

- AND LET'S NOT FORGETTHE TIGHT ENDS,

IBRAHIM MOIZOOSAND HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY.

THEY'VE BOTH HADAMAZING SEASONS.

- THAT'S RIGHT, GEOFF.

NOW LET'S MEET THE PLAYERSFROM THE WEST.

[rock music]

- SAGGITARIUTT JEFFERSPIN,TEXAS A & M.

- D'GLESTER HARDUNKICHUD,UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN.

- SWIRVITHAN L'GOODLING-SPLATT,SASKATCHEWAN UNIVERSITY.

- QUATRO QUATRO,SAN JOSE STATE UNIVERSITY.

- OZAMATAZ BUCKSHANK,STANFORD UNIVERSITY.

- BEEZER TWELVE WASHINGBEARD,JONES COLLEGE.

- SHAKIRAQUAN T.G.I.F. CARTER,

UNIVERSITYOF NORTHERN ARIZONA.

- X-WING @ ALICIOUSNESS,

MISSOURI WESTERNSTATE UNIVERSITY.

- SEQUESTER GRUNDELPLITH, M.D.,ADAMS STATE.

- SCOISH VELOCIRAPTOR MALOISH,

SOUTH DAKOTASTATE UNIVERSITY.

- T.J. A.J. R.J.BACKSLASHINFOURTH THE FIFTH,

ALBION COLLEGE.

- [squeals]

SAN DIEGO STATE UNIVERSITY.

- DONKEY TEETH,BOISE STATE UNIVERSITY.

- TORQUE...[jackhammer drilling]

LEWITH,

NEVADA STATE...

PENITENTIARY.

- THE PLAYER FORMERLY KNOWNAS MOUSECOP,

UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI,COLUMBIA.

- DAN SMITH, BYU.

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