Norm Macdonald - How Can You Not Get That?

Roast of Bob Saget Season 1, Ep 101 08/16/2008 Views: 93,601

Norm Macdonald warns Bob Saget that the dais wants him thrown down a well. (1:18)

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BOB!

[cheers and applause]

BOB, YOU HAVE A LOTOF WELL WISHERS HERE TONIGHT,

AND A LOT OF THEM WOULD LIKETO THROW YOU DOWN ONE--

A WELL.

THEY WANT TO MURDER YOUIN A WELL.

SEEMS A LITTLE HARSH, BUT--

APPARENTLY, THEY WANTTO MURDER YOU IN A WELL,

IT SAYS HERE ON THIS CARD.

NO, BUT BOB HASA BEAUTIFUL FACE

LIKE A FLOWER--

YEAH, A CAULIFLOWER.

NO OFFENSE, BUT YOUR FACE

LOOKS

LIKE A CAULIFLOWER.

NOW, I HEARD YOU HAVE HAIRON YOUR CHEST, BOB.

AND, WELL, LET METELL YOU SOMETHING.

THAT ISN'T YOUR ONLY RESEMBLANCE

TO RIN TIN TIN.

- [laughs]

- YOU'RE A FUCKING DOGFACE.

HOW CAN YOU NOT GET THAT?