When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong - Brenda Johnson - Uncensored

  • Season 2 , Ep 8
  • 03/10/2004
  • Views: 480,472

Brenda Johnson keeps it real by following up on a wrong number, but she doesn't have all the facts. (3:53)

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BRENDA JOHNSONWAS AT HOME ONE NIGHT

EATING POPCORN AND WATCHINGTELEVISION WITH HER GIRLFRIEND.

THE TELEPHONE RANG.

[phone rings]

- HELLO.

[dial tone humming]

- BRENDA HAD A SIMPLE CHOICETO MAKE:

IGNORE THE MILD RUDENESSOF SOMEONE HANGING UP ON HER

OR KEEP IT REAL.

- FUCK THAT!

I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYINGON MY PHONE.

- GIRL, DON'T EVEN TRIP.YOU BIGGER THAN THAT.

- NO.

I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYINGON MY PHONE.

- BUT IN REALITY,IT HAD NOTHING TO DO

WITH PEOPLE PLAYINGON HER PHONE.

BRENDA HAD LONG SUSPECTEDHER BOYFRIEND, JAMAL,

OF CHEATING ON HER.

THIS WAS THE STRAWTHAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK.

[touch-tones beeping]

[phone rings]

- HELLO.- DID YOU JUST CALL HERE, BITCH?

- EXCUSE ME?

- I KNOW YOU JUST CALLED HERE.DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME.

STOP FUCKING MY MAN!

- I DON'T KNOWWHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I DIALEDTHE WRONG NUMBER, OKAY?

- I STAR-69'D YOU,YOU DIRTY HO.

YOU AND I BOTH KNOWYOU SLEEPING WITH JAMAL.

- NO, I WAS TRYINGTO CALL MY AUNT.

- OH, BITCH, PLEASE.

YOU A BITCH,AND SO IS YOUR AUNT.

[dial tone humming]

OH, NO, SHE DID NOTHANG UP ON ME AGAIN.

- AGAIN?

- BRENDA COULD'VE ENDEDTHE CONFLICT THERE.

- YOU WANT TO PLAY,BITCH?

LET'S PLAY.

- BUT SHE DECIDED TO PUSHHER REAL-O-METER INTO THE RED.

- 'CAUSE I KEEPS IT REALLIKE THAT.

- BRENDA WENT ONTO HER COMPUTERAND DID A REVERSE LOOKUP

OF JANICE'S NUMBER.

NOT ONLY DID SHE GETJANICE'S ADDRESS

BUT DIRECTIONS AS WELL.

- I'M FITTIN' TO RIDEON THIS BITCH.

[air hissing]

[car alarm blaring]

[glass clattering]

YOU WON'T BE FUCKING JAMALIN THIS CAR, HO!

TAKE THAT,YOU CLAP-HAVING JEZEBEL.

- IT WAS A WRONG NUMBER!

- FUCK THAT!

I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYINGON MY PHONE.

I KEEPS IT REAL.

- WHAT BRENDA DIDN'T KNOW

IS THAT JANICEWAS BORROWING THE CAR

FROM HER OLDER BROTHER,A FEDERAL AGENT.

SHE ALSO DIDN'T KNOW THATDEFACING A GOVERNMENT VEHICLE

IS CONSIDERED A FELONYIN CERTAIN CASES,

THIS BEING ONE OF THEM.

AFTER A SHORT TRIAL,

BRENDA WAS SENTENCEDTO SIX YEARS

IN FEDERAL PRISON.

- WHAT'S REALLY HOOD,BITCH?

- BRENDA KNEW IT WAS IMPORTANTTO ESTABLISH HER REALNESS

EARLY IN PRISON.

CONFRONTEDBY ANOTHER PIVOTAL DECISION,

SHE DECIDED THEN AND THERETO KEEP IT REAL.

- ALL RIGHT, BITCH,LET'S SETTLE THIS RIGHT NOW.

OH![grunting]

- THE THREE WOMENWERE ALL SERVING

CONSECUTIVE LIFE SENTENCES.

IT TURNED OUTTHEY KEPT IT REALER.

- [grunting]

- AND AS FOR HER BOYFRIEND,JAMAL...

- YOU WANT TO TALKABOUT KEEPING IT REAL?

- HE WAS CHEATING ON BRENDAWITH HER BEST FRIEND.

- I KEEPS IT REAL.[laughs]

AIN'T THAT RIGHT,SHORTY?

- THAT'S RIGHT.

- FROM EATING POPCORNIN THE COMFORT OF HER OWN HOME

TO EATING FRUIT COCKTAILOFF OF A PRISON FLOOR,

BRENDA ROUNDS...

- FUCK THAT!

I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYINGON MY PHONE.

- JUST ANOTHER CASEOF WHAT CAN HAPPEN

WHEN "KEEPING IT REAL"GOES WRONG.

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