Video Game Sensors

  • Season 2 , Ep 7
  • 11/07/2012
  • Views: 373,665

Craig's friends try to help him move on from a bad breakup, but all he wants to do is play video games. (2:52)

- NOW GO--LOOK AT THAT.- WHAT?

THAT'S AMAZING.- HE'S SO GOOD AT THIS.

- AMAZING.

- I KNOW,LOOK AT YOUR POINTS.

- OH! OH!

OH!- NICE! NICE!

- YES. DUDE.

YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELYMASTERED THIS GAME.

- YEAH, WELL, SINCE,UM, SHEILA LEFT,

I'VE BEEN SPENDINGA LOT OF TIME PLAYING THE GAME.

- YOU'RE DOING REALLY GOOD.- THANK YOU.

- THAT'S WHYWE'RE HERE, MAN.

HELP YOU GET OVER SH--HER.

AND CHECK OUT THISAWESOME NEW GAME YOU HAVE!

- [weakly]YAY.

- YOU KNOW, I LEFT SOMETHINGIN ANOTHER ROOM.

UM, EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE.

- OH, HE STILLHAS THE SENSORS ON.

[chuckles]

- OH, LOOK.- IS THAT HIM IN HIS ROOM?

- YEAH. YOU CAN SEE HIM.THAT'S FUNNY. WHAT IS HE DOING?

IS HE--IS HE ON HIS KNEES?

DID HE DROP TO HIS KNEES?- OH, N--[chuckles]

- OH...- THAT--THAT--

HE'S PROBABLY LOOKING FOR--

- NO, LOOK.HE'S--HE'S CRYING.

HE'S CRYING. OH, NO.- HE'S JUST--

- NO, NO, HE'S SHUDDERING.- THAT'S JUST SHAKING.

- HE'S SHUDDERING.IS HE FETAL?

YEAH, HE CURLED UP.LOOK AT THAT. HE'S FETAL.

- HEY, CRAIG, BUDDY.YOU ALL RIGHT UP THERE?

- OH, YEAH, I'M--I'M--I'M--I'M COMING RIGHT OUT.

- OH, HE--UM...

HEY, MAN, YOU ALL RIGHT?

- YES. YEAH. OH, YEAH.YEAH, YEAH.

IT'S JUST,UH, MY SINUSES...

[sniffs]ARE ACTING UP.

YEAH.YEAH, I, UM--

I WAS JUST--YOU KNOW, I WASJUST THINKING ABOUT SHEILA,

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M--I AM TOTALLY OVER HER.

- AWESOME.- AWESOME.

- LET'S--HEY, LET'S GETTHIS PARTY STARTED.

- SURE.

OH.

UH...

I FORGOT TO GET RID OF THISPICTURE OF SHEILA. EXCUSE ME.

- HEY, MAYBE LEAVE THE SENSORSSO ONE OF US CAN PLAY.

[game music begins]

- OH, HE'S DANCING.

HE'S DANCING WITH THE PHOTO.IS HE KI--

HE'S DOING--HE'S DOING THIS A BUNCH.

- ALL RIGHT.- IS HE KISSING IT?

I THINK HE'S KISSING IT.

- KNOW WHAT?I'M GONNA TURN THIS OFF.

'CAUSE WE DON'T NEED TO--- YOU CHANGE IT AND YOU DIE.

HE'S UNDOING HIS BUCKLE.

LOOK AT THIS.HIS PANTS ARE COMING OFF.

HIS PANTS ARE COMING OFF.

OH, GOD.- YEAH.

- NO, NO, NO, NO,NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

- OKAY, THAT'S HAPPENING.- OH, NO, NO, NO.

- MY GOD.- IS HE--HE'S--

HE IS TOTALLY ON THE BED.- YEAH.

- HE'S TOTALLY FLATON THE BED.

- OKAY, WELL, THAT'S JUST--

- OH! OH, GOD.

OH, GROSS.

[groans]

- WE SH--WE SHOULDN'T BE...

OKAY, YOU KNOW...

- IS HE REACHING DOWNFOR HIS FOOT?

- I DON'T--- THAT'S HIS FOOT, ISN'T IT?

IS THAT HIS FOOT?

- AND COMING BACK.

- WHEW.

I AM SORRY, EVERYBODY.

WOULD YOU LIKE METO MAKE SOME SNACKS?

- WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST?

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