Lottery

  • Season 5 , Ep 11
  • 06/05/2008
  • Views: 126,374

Wiegel, Johnson and Jones all report to headquarters with some exciting news. (2:19)

SANTORINI TAN?

IS DOING HALF-OFFFOR LAW ENFORCEMENT.

YOU GET HALF OFFOF ANY TANNING

OR WHAT THEY CALLSPEED TANNING.

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENTTO MAKE!

SUCK MY BIG BLACK [BLEEP]!

I WON TO [BLEEP] LOTTO!

I WON THE [BLEEP] LOTTO!

I AM A [BLEEP]MILLIONAIRE!

AND I DON'T HAVE TO[BLEEP] SIT HERE ANYMORE

AND LISTEN TOYOUR BULL[BLEEP],

YOU [BLEEP] CRAZY [BLEEP]!

[BLEEP] YOU!

[BLEEP] YOU![BLEEP] YOU![BLEEP] YOU!

SUCK MY [BLEEP],YOU MOTHER[BLEEP][BLEEP]SUCKER!

ARGH!

YES!

[MOUTHING WORDS]

"03-06-14-18-46-51."

OK, THAT WAS A MISPRINT.OK.

EVERYBODY HAD THAT.

THEY PRINTEDTHOUSANDS OF THEM.

YEAH,THAT HAPPENS.IT HAPPENS.

PUT SUCK YOUR[BLEEP] ON MYTO-DO LIST FOR ME.

UH, WHEN I SAID THATOUT LOUD, IT WAS--

OH, I'M SO SORRYNOT EVERYBODY'S HERE.

'CAUSE WHAT I WANTTO SAY,

I WANTED TO SAY TOALL OF YOU BUTT BLOATSALL AT ONCE...

ALL RIGHT?

YOU PEOPLE HAVE BEENBLISTERS ON MY TAINT

AND NOT JUST BLISTERS,BUT IN-GROWN HAIRS.

AND YES, THERE'S CABERNETIN THIS CUP, ALL RIGHT?

I WON THE LOTTERYLAST NIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHY?'CAUSE I WILLED ITTO HAPPEN.

HUH?

I'M GONNA GO OUTAND SNORT COKE

OFF A BLACK MAN'SBEHIND.

UH, YOU DIDN'T HEARABOUT THIS?

"3-6-14-18-46-51"?

YES.YEAH.

THEY PRINTED3,000 OF THEM.

BUT THERE IS SOMECOKE IN EVIDENCE,

AND JONES ISA PRETTY GOOD SPORT.

NICE COAT.

IS IT REAL?

YEAH. DON'T--

AW...YEAH, BABY!

HA HA HA!

OH, SUCK IT!SUCK IT!

GUESS WHO WONTHE LOTTO? GUESS!

HA HA HA![BLEEP] YOU, MOTHER[BLEEP].

[BLEEP] YOU!

FOR THE RECORD,YOU'RE THE SECONDPERSON TO COME IN

AND TELL US TO SUCKYOUR BLACK [BLEEP].

WHO ELSE DID?

[CLICKS TONGUE]

HUH.

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