The Hit Job

  • Season 1 , Ep 10
  • 06/08/2011
  • Views: 39,645

The CEO of TelAmeriCorp offers the guys $10,000 to off him. (1:18)

- WAIT,BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,

JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOWWE KNOW WE GOT OFF

TO A ROCKY STARTTHIS MORNING.

- MM-HM.- BUT IT IS SO NATURAL

FOR PEOPLETO HIT PEOPLE IN CARS.

- YES, IT'S TRULY--IT'S JUSTSOMETHING THAT HAPPENS

IF YOU--IF YOU LIVEIN THE WORLD.

SO YOU DO.

- JUST SIT AND LISTEN.

- SAYING YOU'REMAKING A MISTAKE HERE.

- WOW, THIS IS SO HARSH.

[overlapping chatter]

- I CANNOT GO BACKTO WORKING AT HOT TOPIC,

BECAUSE THEY SAIDI HAVE TO CUT MY HAIR,

AND I COULD'VE SWORETHAT THING WAS PUNK ROCK.

- HEY!SHH.

I'M NOT GONNA FIRE YOU.

- [chuckles]- OKAY.

GREAT.- OH, MY GOSH!

I THOUGHT FOR SUREHE WAS GONNA FIRE US.

WOW.

- I WANNA PAY YOU$10,000 TO KILL ME.

- WHAT?- HUH?

- THAT'S REAL?

- SO I'M JUSTGONNA LEAVE THIS HERE.

YOU GUYS TALK IT OVER.

I'LL BE OUT BACK,WAITING.

TO DIE, HOPEFULLY.

- OKAY, THIS GUY'SINSANE, RIGHT?

- I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.LIKE SUICIDE, RIGHT?

LIKE, IF YOUR MOTHERWAS ON HER DEATH BED,

AND SHE ASKED YOUTO KILL HER,

YOU WOULDN'T JUSTTAKE THE PILLOW, AND...

SMOTHER HER TO HEAVEN?

- ADAM, THIS GUY'SNOT DYING, OKAY?

HE HAD A BAD DAYAT THE OFFICE.

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.- WHO KNOWS?

- NO, WAIT.I AM NOT DONE WITH THAT.

THERE ARE SOME CALIMARI--- SORRY, IT'S REALLY GOOD.

- HE LOVES THIS STUFF.

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