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Andre Bauer Is Not Against Animals

Season 6 • 01/26/2010

What's so un-Christian about Andre Bauer implying that poor people need to be neutered?

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Kati Marton
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Kati Marton explains how she accessed her childhood in Hungary by obtaining secret police files.
01/25/2010
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Intro - 1/25/10
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An unlikely candidate emerges for a New York Senate seat, and Kati Marton remembers her tragic childhood in communist Hungary.
01/25/2010
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The Word - Manifest Density
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For the sake of the economy and national pride, Americans have to keep gaining weight.
01/25/2010
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Alpha Dog of the Week - Harold Ford Jr.
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Harold Ford Jr. has the musky sack to not only change his address but also his political views.
01/25/2010
01:48

Sign Off - 50th Anniversary of Bubble Wrap
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Stephen honors the 50th anniversary of Bubble Wrap by placing a pristine, untouched piece on the shelf.
01/25/2010
02:40

Obama Gets Called for Jury Duty
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Stephen's been called for jury duty a dozen times, and they never let him go when he tells them he's president.
01/25/2010
04:52

Mika Brzezinski
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Mika Brzezinski couldn't do anything right when she tried to be the perfect wife, mother and journalist.
01/26/2010
01:37

Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Original C-Shaped Anchor Desk
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You can own Stephen's original C-shaped anchor desk made from the finest acrylic, wood and bones of his enemies.
01/26/2010
03:30

Tip/Wag - Creigh Deeds & ScareBear Trail Companion
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Creigh Deeds promotes lifetime hunting licenses for babies, and hikers can scare off bears with an iPhone app.
01/26/2010
06:48

Democrats Must Fight Back - Paul Begala
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Paul Begala believes the Democrats need to do three things: attack, attack, attack.
01/26/2010
03:09

Andre Bauer Is Not Against Animals
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Andre Bauer is not against animals -- a dog is very handy for chasing poor people off his lawn.
01/26/2010
06:43

Arthur Benjamin
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Arthur Benjamin loves to combine his passions of math and magic to do "mathemagics."
01/27/2010
00:12

Sign Off - Give Stephen an iPad
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In case Stephen didn't make himself perfectly clear -- give him an iPad.
01/27/2010
02:53

Fox News Puts James O'Keefe Into Context
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Fox News will not jump to conclusions about James O'Keefe's arrest for tampering with Mary Landrieu's phone lines.
01/27/2010
06:55

The Word - Prece-Don't
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John Roberts has a brilliant legal strategy to get around following precedent: not following precedent.
01/27/2010
01:33

Hamid Karzai's Fashionable Hat
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Hamid Karzai is a constant target of assassination, but that doesn't stop him from making sure his head stands out from the crowd.
01/27/2010
00:24

Intro - 1/27/10
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Stephen questions whether corporations have the right to free speech and hopes Arthur Benjamin tells him what comes after 14.
01/27/2010
00:34

Sign Off - Bid on Stephen's C-Shaped Desk
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Stephen offered to donate his "C" desk to the Dr. James W. Colbert fund, but someone's too precious about germs to operate on it.
01/28/2010
08:35

Stephen's State of the Union Speech
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White President Bob McDonnell connects with the average American after Barack Obama offers a floundering pre-buttal.
01/28/2010
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David Gergen
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David Gergen believes Obama connected with the younger generation in his State of the Union address, but not the blue-collar workers.
01/28/2010
04:08

Sport Report - All-White Basketball & Jana Rawlinson
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Don "Moose" Lewis starts an all-white basketball team, and Jana Rawlinson removes her breast implants.
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