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Indecision 2004 - Dick Did Not

Season 9 • 09/02/2004

The men and women who wear the uniform of America represent its best, unless they're running against us.

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04:28

Arnold's Speech
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Though President Bush has argued that those from Hollywood do not share America's values, it didn't stop the GOP from rolling out its biggest gun - Arnold Schwarzenegger.
09/01/2004
00:41

Compassion Play
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The convention hall was packed with kids to hear Education Secretary Rod Page tout the success of the No Child Left Behind Act, but some weren't paying attention.
09/01/2004
00:46

NYC Welcomes RNC
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Samantha Bee can only afford a little box, but it's in a good location and it's the best she could find on such short notice.
09/01/2004
00:09

Moment of Zen - Hanukkah
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President Bush can't imagine Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.
09/01/2004
03:08

Indecision 2004 - Zell On Earth Analysis
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Stephen Colbert analyzes the Zell Miller speech and sees it as yet another example of the Democratic attack machine.
09/02/2004
00:55

Indecision 2004 - Vagina
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President George W. Bush gives one of the strongest speeches of his career and then blows it in the last moment.
09/02/2004
03:27

Indecision 2004 - Zell On Earth
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Democratic Senator Zell Miller goes for the batsh*t crazy thing and challenges Chris Matthews to a duel.
09/02/2004
00:09

Moment of Zen - Duel
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Zell Miller wants to challenge Chris Matthews to a duel.
09/02/2004
05:17

John McCain
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John McCain and Jon talk about the negative turn in the campaign tone embodied in Zell Miller's speech.
09/02/2004
03:24

Indecision 2004 - Media Control?
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Tonight the Republicans will exploit 9/11 and make inspired, empty promises for the future.
09/02/2004
03:11

Indecision 2004 - Dick Did Not
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The green, monstrously muscled and angry face of the Republican party rears it head on day three of the Republican National Convention.
09/02/2004
03:18

Bush's Nomination
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Stephen Colbert feels a palpable sense of safety as the Republican National Convention caps their week of strength and security.
09/03/2004
02:12

Pataki Ataki
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George Pataki raises the bar for douchebaggery by laying the blame for 9/11 where it belongs.
09/03/2004
04:57

Chris Matthews
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Chris Matthews compares himself to Alexander Hamilton in his fight with Zell Miller.
09/03/2004
00:08

Moment of Zen - Tom DeLay
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Tom DeLay tells Stephen Colbert he isn't speaking at the Republican National Convention.
09/03/2004
00:42

RNC Is Over
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New Yorkers were able to get through the Republican National Convention with little trouble and with hardly more peacekeepers than there are in Afghanistan.
09/03/2004
03:07

Back In Black - RNC Protests
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Protesters wave angry signs, demonstrators heckle Republican delegates as they go to see a musical and Jesse Jackson tries to be Dr. King.
09/03/2004
02:06

Bush's Acceptance Speech
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George Bush's acceptance speech lays out a vision of what he would do if he were president.
09/03/2004
03:37

RNC Lawlessness
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Rob Corddry looks back to when the Republicans rolled into town and lawlessness ruled the streets.
09/03/2004
02:36

Indecision 2004 - Finding Memo
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The debate over Vietnam service rages on with CBS's controversial discovery of George W. Bush's national guard records.
09/13/2004
00:21

Moment of Zen: Pre-9/11 Mindset
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Dick Cheney addresses a crowd of supporters to let them know that if Kerry wins, the United States may be attacked by terrorists again.
09/13/2004
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