Now for more on the potentialconsequences of the 9/11 bill,
we turn to Roy Wood, Jr.,everybody.
-Roy wood, Jr.'s here.-(cheers and applause)
-Good to see you, Roy.-Yeah.
-Good to see you.-Good to see you, man.
-Good to see you? -How you been,Simba? You been good?
-I've been good, Roy.-Yeah, man. Well, look,
I don't know whyyou're so worried about it,
'cause if this bill opens upcountries to getting sued,
then all I got to say is,"Finally!"
Wait, wait, Roy,you're excited about this?
Hell, yeah! In fact,
I'd like to officially announcethat I'm gonna be suing Europe.
Wait. Suing Europe for what?
England, I'm starting with you,
'cause that's wherewhite people come from, and...
-(laughter) -and you can'tBrexit your way out of this one.
Oh, and, Spain, oh, Spain,y'all better get
y'all nap now, bitch,'cause Roy's comin'.
Oh, oh, oh. And I hadn'tforgotten about the Dutch,
with your garbage-ass windmillsand your wooden shoes.
I'm about to put a clogin your whole legal system.
You Rembrandtmother (bleep), you.
Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy.
-Oh-ho-ho. Look, I'm not sayingthis is a bad idea.
-Oh, this is a good one.-(laughter)
But, then, you have to provethat slavery
-was a form of terrorism.-Oh, well, that's easy, man.
I'll show them a copy of Django. I got that (bleep) on Blu-ray.
Oh. And by the way,I'm not stopping with Europe.
Bermuda, you're getting sued.
Bahamas, you're getting sued.
Anywhere that slave shipstopped,
you're getting sued.
♪ Aruba, Jamaica,ooh, I wanna take ya ♪
to court and sue your ass!
(laughter, cheering, applause)
Roy... you can't just goaround the world -It's on.
suing everybody; it's gonnaget out of hand. -(laughing)
Tell it to the judge, Simba,'cause I'm suing Africa, too.
I'm sorry,wh-why would you sue Africa?
Because youdidn't come rescue us!
You knew it wasn't a vacation.
We didn't pack no luggage, bruh.
What you thought, you thoughtthose white people was gonna
take us snorkeling, that'swhere you thought we was going?
No, Roy,I think Africans were dealing
-with some other (bleep), man.-Oh, look, man,
y'all about to dealwith some serious (bleep) now.
You just got served, bitch.
Get out of here.Roy Wood Jr., everyone.