When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong - Darius James - Uncensored

  • Season 2 , Ep 6
  • 02/25/2004
  • Views: 366,427

After trying to keep it real, Darius James experiences one of the most spectacular ass-whoopings ever witnessed in the Atlantic Northeast. (2:46)

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DARIUS JAMESWAS OUT ON A DATE

WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND,TENECIA BRADLEY.

DARIUS WAS ALMOST CERTAINTHE NIGHT WOULD END WITH SEX,

BUT AS THEY WERE LEAVING,

CONFRONTATIONREARED ITS UGLY HEAD.

- YO, TENECIA,IT WAS GOOD SEEING YOU.

[record scratches]

announcer:DARIUS HEARD THE COMMENT

AND HAD A SIMPLE CHOICETO MAKE:

IGNORE WHAT THE MAN HAD SAIDAND TAKE TENECIA HOME,

OR STAY AT THE PARTYAND "KEEP IT REAL."

- WHAT DID YOU SAY, MAN?

"GOOD SEEING YOU."

"GOOD SEEING YOU"?

I DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT.

THAT'S MY GIRL, NIGGA!

I KEEP IT REAL!

announcer: WHAT DARIUSDIDN'T KNOW IS THAT CHRIS

WAS A TENTH DEGREE BLACK BELT

WHO STARTED TROUBLEJUST SO HE COULD

PRACTICE HIS KARATEIN STREET-FIGHTING SCENARIOS.

WHAT ENSUED WAS ONE OF THE MOSTSPECTACULAR ASS-WHUPPINGS

EVER WITNESSED INTHE ATLANTIC NORTHEAST.

- AHH!

[screaming]

announcer:DARIUS LOST FOUR OF HIS TEETH,

FRACTURED HIS ARM,SPINE, AND PELVIS,

AND THEN TENECIA GOT INVOLVED.

- ALL HIS TALK ABOUT"KEEPING IT REAL"

WAS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVES.

I SAVORED THAT ASS-WHOOPING.

- KICK HIM IN THE ASS.

OH, ONE MORE TIME.

- OH!OH!

announcer:THE TAG TEAM ASS-WHOPPING

CONTINUED FOR MINUTES,

ENDING WHEN KARATE EXPERT CHRISLEFT WITH TENECIA.

THAT NIGHT,THEY HAD SEX THREE TIMES.

AS A RESULTOF HIS HOSPITAL BILLS,

DARIUS WAS FORCED TO MOVEBACK IN WITH HIS GRANDMA.

- THIS KNUCKLEHEAD TALKING ABOUT"KEEPING IT REAL."

I'M GONNA "KEEP IT REAL."

I WANT HIS GOD DAMN ASSOUT OF MY HOUSE

I'M TRYING TO GETMY SWERVE ON TOO.

SHIT.

announcer: DARIUSIS HUMILIATED ON A DAILY BASIS.

- GRANNY, DON'T!

- WELL, HURRY THE HELL UP

AND FINISH YOURSELF OFF,DARIUS.

UNLIKE YOU, I'M GETTINGA LITTLE ACTION TONIGHT,

YOU PUNK BITCH.

announcer:HE IS WITNESS TO THINGS

THAT NO MAN SHOULDEVER HAVE TO SEE.

- DARIUS, YOU BIG DUMMY,THIS AIN'T NO SHOW-AND-TELL.

TAKE A WALK.

- YEAH, GET SOME RUBBERS.

- GET THE BIG ONES.

- FUCKING RIGHT.

announcer: FROM MOST ASSUREDLYHAVING SEX WITH HIS GIRL

TO GETTING BEAT UP ANDMOVING BACK WITH HIS FAMILY...

- GRANNY, DON'T!

announcer: DARIUS JAMESSHOWED US WHAT CAN HAPPEN

WHEN "KEEPING IT REAL"GOES WRONG.

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