Make-A-Wish - Uncensored

  • Season 1, Ep 11
  • 04/02/2003
  • Views: 216,727

During a video game battle, Dave teaches a seriously ill kid an important lesson. (4:20)

OH, GOOD,YOU'RE AWAKE.

YEAH.

I HAVE A SURPRISEFOR YOU, SWEETIE.

MORE APPLESAUCE ?

NO, THIS IS A GOOD ONE.

YOU KNOW HOW YOUR FAVORITEMOVIE IS HALF BAKED ?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOUDAVE CHAPPELLE IS HERE ?

REALLY ?WHERE, MOMMY ?

COME ON IN, DAVE.

( whispering )HE'S RIGHT HERE.

HEY, YOUR MOM TOLD MEYOU WERE SICK,

SO I FIGURED I'DCOME BY AND PAY YOU A VISIT.

I'LL LEAVEYOU TWO ALONE.

OKAY, THANKS.

SO WHAT YOU GOT HERE,SOME PLAYSTATION ?

STREET HOOPS, WANNA PLAY ?

I'M WARNING YOU, THOUGH,I'M PRETTY GOOD.

I DON'T KNOWIF I CAN TAKE

LOSING TO A LITTLEGUY LIKE YOU.

COME ON,IT'S JUST A GAME.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON,LET'S PLAY.

REALLY ?YEAH, LET'S GO.

ALL RIGHT, I'M PLAYER ONE,YOU'RE PLAYER TWO.

OKAY, I THINK I'VEDONE THIS BEFORE.

OH... AH, 1-0, 1-0.

THAT'S TWO,THAT'S ME.

TWO UP...NOT FOR LONG.

OH... OKAY.

COME ON, BILLY.

DAMN !

HOORAY FOR ME !

( angrily )"HOORAY FOR ME."

ALL RIGHT, FINE,YOU LITTLE BITCH.

YOU AIN'T SCORIN'NO MORE, THOUGH.

COME ON, BALL UP.

GONNA STEAL IT,COMIN' DOWN.

BILLY, LOOK AT MY GAME,IT MUST HURT.

OH, OH, IN YOUR FACE !

BILLY, I'M SORRY, MAN,I'M SORRY, DUDE.

IT WAS GOOD, THOUGH.

IT'S ALL ME, BABY,HERE IT COME.

A-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA,HOORAY FOR ME !

HOORAY FOR ME,BILLY, IN YOUR FACE !

CHILDREN IS OUR FUTURE,MY ASS !

I'M THE FUTURE,I'M THE FUTURE.

OH, AH, OH !

YOU CAN'T DENY ME, BILLY !

YOU CAN'T DENY ME,IT'S TOO REAL FOR YOU !

WHAT'D I SAY, YOU WEREN'TGONNA SCORE NO MORE.

TELL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDSTHAT DREAMS DO COME TRUE.

DAVE CHAPPELLE CAMEAND SAW YOU IN THE HOSPITAL

AND WHUPPED YOUR MONKEY ASSIN SOME STREET HOOPS.

YOU THINK IT'SMY FIRST TIME ?

I GOT PLAYSTATION,I'M RICH.

I'M RICH, BITCH.

UNH, HERE IT COME,WAIT... OH !

I DON'T WANNA PLAYANYMORE.

YOU PICK THEM LITTLESTICKS UP, WHITE BOY,

AND GET TO THE GAME.

I HAVE AN AGENDA ANDIT GOES LIKE THIS... OH !

DAVE, I DON'T FEEL GOOD.

COULD YOU CALLTHE NURSE FOR ME ?

YEAH, YEAH,ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?

HOLD-- HOLD ON.

NURSE, COULD YOU COME IN HERE,PLEASE, QUICKLY ?

BILLY IS GETTING HIS ASSWHUPPED ON STREET HOOPS,

I NEED A WITNESS.

UNH-- OH, DAH !

IT'S SO GOOD--

( monitor flatlining )

BILLY ?

BILLY ?

OH, MY GOD, BILLY.

NURSE !

BILLY, DON'T YOU DIE ON ME,DON'T YOU DIE ON ME !

CLEAR !

( steady beeping on monitor )

BILLY ?

BILLY ?

YOU ALL RIGHT, MAN ?

HUH, YOU OKAY,YOU ALL RIGHT ?

( groaning )

HERE, GRAB YOUR STICKS,COME ON, LET'S GO.

LET'S GO, I'M WHUPPIN'THAT ASS NOW, ALMOST DONE.

I'M ALMOST DONE.

A-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA,IN YOUR FACE !

OH, BILLY, I SHOULDALEFT YOU DEAD, BABY,

'CAUSE THAT, THAT WAS A KILLER.

DAVE, CAN'T YOU SEEI'M DYING OF CANCER ?

LOOK, BILLY...

I'M SORRY, MAN.

LOOK, I-I WASN'T TRYING TOMAKE YOU FEEL BAD,

I JUST-- I'M JUST TRYINGTO TEACH YOU A LESSON.

YOU CAN BEAT CANCERBUT IF YOU WANNA BEAT IT,

YOU GOTTA BE TOUGH, OKAY ?

AND I SEE IT IN YOU, BILLY,YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT.

REALLY ?

HELL NO, NIGGER,YOU PLAY LIKE A BITCH !

HOLD UP... GAME !

IN YOUR FACE,IN YOUR FACE, BILLY !

FEEL BETTER.

HALF BAKED SUCKED,ANYWAY.

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