Ribs Sleep-Aid

  • Season 2, Ep 3
  • 02/04/2004
  • Views: 104,999

Dave gets some much needed rest, thanks to a barbeque-based sleep inducer. (1:04)

Tags:  poop & pee, sleep, food

( groaning )

WHAT IS IT, HONEY ?

I GOTA BIG MEETING TOMORROW,

AND I STILL CAN'T SLEEP.

I TOOK SLEEPING PILLSAND EVERYTHING.

RELAX, HONEY.

I THINK I'VEGOT JUST THE THING.

( announcer )FROM THE MAKERSOF VALTRAN AND SIMALOX

COMES AMERICA'S NUMBER ONESLEEPING AID.

RIBS.

( audience laughing )

HICKORY !

OH, WOW.

( audience laughing)

( announcer )HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

ONCE INGESTED, RIBS GO TO WORKON YOUR STOMACH,

SPREADING BARBECUE SAUCEAND GREASY PORKINESS THROUGHOUT,

CREATING AN AGE-OLD CONDITIONCALLED, THE "ITIS."

YOU'LL FEEL SLUGGISH, DROWSY

AND SHOULD BE ASLEEP IN AMATTER OF MINUTES.

GOT THAT ITIS.

( whispering )THANKS, RIBS.

( announcer )SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE LAZINESS,HIGH CHOLESTEROL,

HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE,BBQ STAINS, WILE BOWELS,

DOO DOO SMELLS WORSEAND MUD BUTT.

OH...( farting )

MUD BUTT.

( cheers & applause )

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