Assassination Attempt

  • Season 1, Ep 10
  • 03/15/2011
  • Views: 22,357

Blake tries to save the CEO of TelAmeriCorp from a fake assassination, but saves him from a real one instead. (1:42)

- HE'S HERE.COME ON.

- WAIT, WAIT, WHO'S HE--WHAT'S THE PLAN?

- CARL'S GONNA FAKEASSASSINATE ME, DUH.

- YES,THAT'S A GREAT PLAN.

[elevator dings]

- [slow-mo voice]NO!

I TRIED TO CALL!

MIKE SAIDHE LEFT A MESSAGE!

- WAIT, WAIT!

IT'S THE WRONG GUN!- IT'S THE WRONG GUN!

[gunshot]

- UH, YOU SHOT ME,YOU DUMB IDIOT!

- [gun blast noises]

- WHAT THE...?- SEE YA.

- [grunt]

- SOMEBODY CALL 9-1-1!

YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

- YES, BUT...

IT'S NOTHING YOU WOULDN'THAVE DONE FOR ME, RIGHT?

TELAMERICORP FAMILY.

- ANYTHING YOU WANT, BUDDY.

YOU WANT TO COME TO EGYPT?YOU WANT TEN GRAND?

- HOW ABOUTYOU JUST GO UPSTAIRS,

AND TALK TO THE INVESTORS,AND TELL THEM

YOU'RE NOT LIQUIDATINGTHE COMPANY, ALL RIGHT?

- YEAH, YEAH.YEAH, I CAN DO THAT.

- YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA,BUT WE ALSO WANT TEN GRAND.

- AND EGYPT. HI--- YEAH.

AND IF YOU COULD BRINGTHE TROOPS HOME,

THAT'D BE GREAT AS WELL.

WE COULD JUSTPACKAGE DEAL, RIGHT?

- YOU KNUCKLEHEADS.[chuckles]

- HOW YOU DOING?- AH, GROSS!

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