Don't Mess with the Family

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 05/18/2011
  • Views: 41,184

While wearing their Juggalo makeup, the guys tie up some loose ends at a business mixer. (2:38)

♪ HOMIES, HOMIES

♪ TALKIN' ABOUTROAD DOGS OF MINE ♪

♪ JUGGALO HOMIES

♪ HOMIES, HOMIES

♪ WE THROWIN' UPCLOWN LOVE SIGNS ♪

♪ REAL LIFE JUGGALO

♪ HOMIES, HOMIES

♪ TALK ABOUT THOSE

- OH, HELLO.LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE.

- WHOA! WHAT THE HELL?

- MM. JEALOUSYDOES NOT LOOK GOOD ON YOU.

- WHO ARE YOU?

- DOES THIS MANEUVRING ANY BELLS?

OHH.STAIRWELL?

OH, WAIT, THERE'S NO BRA HERE,AND I LIKE THAT MUCH BETTER.

- THIS IS SO WEIRD.

- MY TITS ARE TELLING METO SLEEP WITH YOU.

- MMM. I LIKE WHATYOUR TITS HAVE TO SAY.

- DONE DEALS.- GUESS WHAT, CHUMPS?

I DON'T EVEN NEEDYOUR CARD ANYMORE,

BECAUSE I'VE GOTTHE KING OF CARDS.

- HEY, JEFF, LOOK WHO'S BACK.

- DAVIS KING...

NUMBER ONE HATCHET SALESMANIN THE SOUTHWEST REGION.

BAH!

SCORE FOR THE DERS!

- JEFF, WHAT'S A DER?

- [bleep] YOU, DUDE.- NICE MAKEUP.

- THE DER.I GET CALLED THE DERS.

- HEY.

- WHAT'S THIS?MAKING FUN OF ME?

- QUITE THE CONTRARY.

I'M HERE FOR SOMETHINGTOTALLY DIFFERENT.

- GOOD.- AND THAT'S TO SAY I'M SORRY.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU SEE, I'VE LEARNEDA LOT ABOUT FAMILY TODAY.

AND MUCH LIKE BUTT HOLES,FAMILIES ARE MEANT TO BE TIGHT.

- 'SCUSE ME?- LOOK, MAN...

WE'RE ALL FAMILY, OKAY?AND I...

I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKETO BE TRAPPED IN A CHAIR.

I'VE BEEN IN THIS SEAT PRISONFOR LIKE 25 MINUTES NOW.

IT'S ROUGH.BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE BEENA JERK TO ME...

I STILL LOVE YA.

- THANKS, MAN.

GOT A LOTTA...ANGER I NEED TO WORK THROUGH.

TEND TO PUSH PEOPLE AWAY.

- HEY, LESS PUSHING,MORE HUGGING--WHAT DO YOU SAY?

GET IN HERE.- ALL RIGHT.

[grunting, laughing]

- NO, NO, NO, NO!- YOU MESS WITH MY FAMILY,

YOU MESS WITH ME!- NO, JAKE HEISENRIPBOWER!

- THAT'S RIGHT, NINJA.TIME TO SUCK THIS NUNCHUCK!

- SO LET'S NOT HANG OUTWITH JUGGALOS ANYMORE.

- THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHTTHEY WERE.

- WALKING, TALKINGDIARRHEA PEOPLE.

- BIG MONEY HUSTLA'SCOMING TO THANKSGIVING.

THOSE ARE HER BOOBS.OH, MY GOD!

[fighting, shouting]

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