♪ HOMIES, HOMIES
♪ TALKIN' ABOUTROAD DOGS OF MINE ♪
♪ JUGGALO HOMIES
♪ HOMIES, HOMIES
♪ WE THROWIN' UPCLOWN LOVE SIGNS ♪
♪ REAL LIFE JUGGALO
♪ HOMIES, HOMIES
♪ TALK ABOUT THOSE
- OH, HELLO.LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE.
- WHOA! WHAT THE HELL?
- MM. JEALOUSYDOES NOT LOOK GOOD ON YOU.
- WHO ARE YOU?
- DOES THIS MANEUVRING ANY BELLS?
OHH.STAIRWELL?
OH, WAIT, THERE'S NO BRA HERE,AND I LIKE THAT MUCH BETTER.
- THIS IS SO WEIRD.
- MY TITS ARE TELLING METO SLEEP WITH YOU.
- MMM. I LIKE WHATYOUR TITS HAVE TO SAY.
- DONE DEALS.- GUESS WHAT, CHUMPS?
I DON'T EVEN NEEDYOUR CARD ANYMORE,
BECAUSE I'VE GOTTHE KING OF CARDS.
- HEY, JEFF, LOOK WHO'S BACK.
- DAVIS KING...
NUMBER ONE HATCHET SALESMANIN THE SOUTHWEST REGION.
BAH!
SCORE FOR THE DERS!
- JEFF, WHAT'S A DER?
- [bleep] YOU, DUDE.- NICE MAKEUP.
- THE DER.I GET CALLED THE DERS.
- HEY.
- WHAT'S THIS?MAKING FUN OF ME?
- QUITE THE CONTRARY.
I'M HERE FOR SOMETHINGTOTALLY DIFFERENT.
- GOOD.- AND THAT'S TO SAY I'M SORRY.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU SEE, I'VE LEARNEDA LOT ABOUT FAMILY TODAY.
AND MUCH LIKE BUTT HOLES,FAMILIES ARE MEANT TO BE TIGHT.
- 'SCUSE ME?- LOOK, MAN...
WE'RE ALL FAMILY, OKAY?AND I...
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKETO BE TRAPPED IN A CHAIR.
I'VE BEEN IN THIS SEAT PRISONFOR LIKE 25 MINUTES NOW.
IT'S ROUGH.BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE BEENA JERK TO ME...
I STILL LOVE YA.
- THANKS, MAN.
GOT A LOTTA...ANGER I NEED TO WORK THROUGH.
TEND TO PUSH PEOPLE AWAY.
- HEY, LESS PUSHING,MORE HUGGING--WHAT DO YOU SAY?
GET IN HERE.- ALL RIGHT.
[grunting, laughing]
- NO, NO, NO, NO!- YOU MESS WITH MY FAMILY,
YOU MESS WITH ME!- NO, JAKE HEISENRIPBOWER!
- THAT'S RIGHT, NINJA.TIME TO SUCK THIS NUNCHUCK!
- SO LET'S NOT HANG OUTWITH JUGGALOS ANYMORE.
- THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHTTHEY WERE.
- WALKING, TALKINGDIARRHEA PEOPLE.
- BIG MONEY HUSTLA'SCOMING TO THANKSGIVING.
THOSE ARE HER BOOBS.OH, MY GOD!
[fighting, shouting]