The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Weakened Getaway

Season 8 • 10/06/2003

A human shield takes a $10,000 vacation to Iraq.

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05:35

Rob Lowe
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Arnold Schwarzenegger first asked Rob Lowe for his support, and then had a bizarre request about his vagina.
10/02/2003
00:11

Moment of Zen - Champion for the Women
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Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to prove that he is a champion for the women.
10/02/2003
00:53

Human Shield in Iraq
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A preview of Ed Helms' piece about a human shield in Iraq.
10/02/2003
00:52

A Farewell to Arms
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Rest assured, if there are weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq, they will whip it.
10/02/2003
04:22

Creed Isn't Good
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A frivolous lawsuit against the band Creed is the biggest case for tort reform this 11 year old has ever seen.
10/02/2003
02:34

The Recall Process
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Don't let the fact that the president was almost killed by a pretzel and now, a scooter, worry you.
10/06/2003
02:32

...mmm Kay?
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U.S. Chief Weapons Inspector David Kay hasn't found any WMD in Iraq yet, but he did wash his hands after using the bathroom.
10/06/2003
04:16

Applause
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Gray Davis' campaign rally was less than exciting, but in all fairness his confetti cannon was in the shop.
10/06/2003
05:54

Michael Moore
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The only question on the ballot to recall Michael Moore as an elected member of the Board of Education: "Should we run this bastard out of town on a rail?"
10/06/2003
00:23

Moment of Zen - We're Not Gonna Take It
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Dee Snyder and Arnold Schwarzenegger are not gonna take it anymore.
10/06/2003
04:21

Weakened Getaway
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If you're traveling to Iraq to be a human shield, make sure to use a reliable Internet travel site.
10/06/2003
01:28

Mary Carey Headquarters
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Rob Corddry reports from adult film actress Mary Carey's headquarters, where a mystery develops over a delivery man and a pizza.
10/07/2003
00:25

Arnold is Governor
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is the new governor of California, so Jon is going to have a Wiener Schnitzel.
10/07/2003
01:28

Hitler Groper
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Stephen Colbert announces Arnold Schwarzenegger has been accused of inappropriately touching Hitler.
10/07/2003
01:09

Nutz Election Center
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Stephen Colbert explains the California governor's campaign is over, but the vote counting and the court challenges are just beginning.
10/07/2003
01:17

We're Not Going to Take It
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The California vote caps a final flurry of campaigning by Arnold Schwarzenegger, who's been barnstorming the state to the tune of his campaign song.
10/07/2003
03:40

Profiling the Races
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Steve Carell reports on which ethnic group will play the pivotal role in the California vote.
10/07/2003
05:27

Re-Decision 2003 - The California Recall
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Jon keeps tabs on the correspondents covering all 135 gubernatorial candidates throughout California.
10/07/2003
01:50

Arianna Huffington
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Arianna Huffington explains how Arnold Schwarzenegger won by such a large margin.
10/07/2003
00:49

Coleman Headquarters
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Ed Helms is outside Gary Coleman headquarters to report that he is not a large man.
10/07/2003
03:03

Governor Schwarzenegger?
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Ronny Cox, Marc Singer and Robert Amstler discuss the possibility of Schwarzenegger as the governor of California.
10/07/2003
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