WacArnold's - Uncensored

  • Season 2 , Ep 2
  • 01/28/2004
  • Views: 343,928

Calvin learns what a job in the fast-food industry really does for you. (4:12)

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AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT

AND THEY ACT LIKE THAT'S THEBEST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN

TO A GUY IN THE GHETTO--

LIKE THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD'SEXCITED,

LIKE THIS ISGONNA END POVERTY.

( laughing )

"CALVIN, YOU GETTIN' THISJOB IS THE SIGNPOST

TO A NEW ERA INTHE BLACK COMMUNITY.

"THANK YOU, FAST FOODRESTAURANT."

THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'SLIKE TO WORK AT A FAST FOOD--

PEOPLE AREN'T PROUD OF YOU.

LET'S SEE WHATWOULD HAPPEN TO CALVIN

IF HE REALLY HAD A JOBIN FAST FOOD.

( audience laughing )

LOOK AT THAT,CALVIN'S GOT A JOB.

HEY, CALVIN.

WAY TO GO,YOUNG BLOOD, WAY TO GO.

( announcer )WACARNOLD'S IS PROUD TO GIVEYOUNG AFRICAN AMERICANS

AN OPPORTUNITY TO SERVETHEIR COMMUNITIES,

MAKING THEM FEEL RESPONSIBLE

FOR THE WELFARE OF THEIR OWNENVIRONMENT.

AFTERNOON, LADIES.

EWW, NIGGA, YOU SMELL LIKEFRENCH FRIES.

♪ WACARNOLD'S ♪

WELL, SEE, HOLD UP.

NOW, THAT'S JUSTA WEEK INTO IT.

LET'S SEE WHATHAPPENS WITH CALVIN,

LIKE, THREE WEEKS INTO IT.

♪♪

WELL, HERE YOU GO,CALVIN.

MY FIRST CHECK.

THANK YOU,SIR.

♪♪

( announcer )WACARNOLD'S IS PROUD TO GIVEYOUNG AFRICAN AMERICANS

AN OPPORTUNITY TOSERVE THEIR COMMUNITIES,

MAKING THEM FEEL RESPONSIBLE

FOR THE WELFARE OFTHEIR OWN ENVIRONMENT.

LOOK AT THAT, CALVIN'SGOT A JOB.

HEY, CALVIN.

HEY, MISS HARVEY,GOT MY FIRST PAYCHECK.

THAT'S GOOD,CALVIN, VERY GOOD.

WAY TO GO, YOUNGBLOOD.

GETTIN' PAID,GETTIN' PAID.

AY, YO, I HEARDCALVIN GOT A JOB.

MAN, I'M PROUD OF HIM.

LET'S ROB THATNIGGA, MAN.

YEAH, SON.

♪ WACARNOLD'S ♪

( applause )

PRETTY ROUGH.

WHY DON'T WE CHECK IN WITHCALVIN TWO MONTHS LATER ?

( announcer )WACARNOLD'S IS PROUD TO GIVEYOUNG AFRICAN AMERICANS

AN OPPORTUNITY TO SERVETHEIR COMMUNITIES,

MAKING THEM FEEL RESPONSIBLE

FOR THE WELFARE OFTHEIR OWN ENVIRONMENT.

( Calvin )HEY, WHERE'SMISS HARVEY ?

OH, SHE DIED, CALVIN--OF HIGH CHOLESTEROL.

TOO MUCH WACARNOLD'S.

( audience groaning )

DAMN, CALVIN,YOU LOOK BEAT THE HELL UP.

WHAT'S UP,FRY GUY ?

PUNK BITCH.

( audience laughing )

CORNY-ASS NIGGA.

YO, CALVIN, IT'S A THIN LINEBETWEEN FRIES AND SHAKES.

( audience laughing )

♪ THE LEANEST BURGERIN THE WORLD ♪

♪ COULD BE THE MEANESTBURGER IN THE WORLD ♪

♪ IF YOU COOK ITTHAT WAY ♪

I NEED TO STOP SMOKIN'THIS SHIT, HERE, BROTHER.

HEY, BROUGHT Y'ALL HOMESOME DINNER FROM WORK.

CALVIN, YOU CAN'T KEEP FEEDIN'ME AND YOUR BABY HAMBURGERS

AND FRENCH FRIESEVERY GODDAMN NIGHT.

WELL, WHAT THE HELL DO YOUEXPECT ME TO DO ?

NIGGA, GET A REAL JOB.

BITCH, WACARNOLD'S HASGIVEN ME AN OPPORTUNITY

TO SERVE MY COMMUNITYAND FEEL RESPONSIBLE

FOR THE WELFARE OFMY OWN ENVIRONMENT.

DON'T GIVE METHAT TRIFLIN'-ASS BULLSHIT !

I'M UNDER A LOTOF PRESSURE,

HEY AND WHOSEGLOVES ARE THESE ?

HUH ?

WHO YOU FUCKIN', OJ ?

WHAT IS THIS ?

CALVIN, YOU'REALWAYS WORKING.

OH, YOU FUCKIN'DEFARI !

I SEEN THAT AFRICAN LEAVIN'HERE WHEN I WAS COMIN' IN.

WELL, SHIT, IF YOU WASHERE A LITTLE BIT MORE !

WACARNOLD'S IS TEARINGTHIS FAMILY APART !

YOU KNOWMISS HARVEY DIED.

OH, MAN.

( baby crying )

THE BABY.

THE BABY'S CRYING.

SEE, ANDGUESS WHAT ?

THE RIB SANDWICH IS COMIN'BACK ON TUESDAY.

GUESS WHO AIN'TGETTIN' ONE ?

( woman )I DON'T EAT PORK,ANYWAY.

YOU DAMN RIGHT YOUDON'T EAT PORK

'CAUSE I AIN'T GIVIN'YOU NONE.

I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU NOHAMBURGERS, NO APPLE PIES.

I AIN'T GIVIN'YOU SHIT !

CALVIN GOT THATALL LOCKED DOWN.

IF YOU WANT SOME WACARNOLD'S,YOU GOTS TO GO THROUGH ME.

YOU'RE CUT OFF !

YOU'RE CUTOFF !

I'M CALVINAROUND HERE.

YOU KNOW ABOUTME ?

EVERYBODY KNOWI GOT A JOB.

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