East/West Bowl 2

East/West Bowl 2 Season 3, Ep 12 12/11/2013 Views: 336,374

The best college athletes in the nation gear up for football fans' favorite annual tradition. (3:19)

- I'M DAVE SASSONALONGSIDE JEFF WORTHING,

AND WELCOME TO THE 2013EAST/WEST BOWL,

WHERE WE'RE GOINGTO BE WATCHING

SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGEATHLETES IN THE NATION

TRY TO PUT LAST YEAR'SSPECTACLE TO SHAME.

- THAT'S RIGHT, DAVE.

IT WON'T BE EASY,

BUT THIS YEAR'S SENIORSCERTAINLY WILL BE TRYING

TO GIVE LAST YEAR'S STARSA RUN FOR THEIR MONEY.

LET'S CHECK OUT THE TEAMS,

STARTING WITH THE PLAYERSFROM THE EAST.

[energetic rock music]

- COZNESSTER SMIFF,RUTGERS UNIVERSITY.

- ELIPSES CORTER,UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA.

- NYQUILLUS DILLWAD, L.S.U.

- BISMO FUNYUNS,FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY.

- DECATHOLAC MANGO,GEORGIA TECH UNIVERSITY.

- MERGATROID SKITTLE,UNIVERSITY OF LOUISVILLE.

- QUIZNATODD BIDNESS,UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE.

- D'PEZ POOPSIE, OLE MISS.

- QUACKADILLY BLIP,AUBURN UNIVERSITY.

- GOOLIUS BOOZLER, THE "U."

- BISQUITEEN TRISKET,UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN.

- FARTRELL CLUGGINS,UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS.

- BLYRONE BLASHINTON,SYRACUSE.

- CARTOONS PLURAL,VIRGINIA TECH.

- JAMMIE JAMMIE-JAMMIE,

THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY.

- FUDGE.

- SOME OF THE BIG STORIESTHIS YEAR--

THE METEORIC RISEOF D'PEZ POOPSIE,

AND LET'S NOT FORGETABOUT HEISMAN WINNER

JAMMIE JAMMIE-JAMMIE.

- AND REMEMBER, YOU CAN'T TALKABOUT 2013

WITHOUT BRINGING UP FUDGE.

EVERYBODY'S TALKINGABOUT FUDGE.

AT 350 POUNDS,THIS RUNNING BACK

IS ALMOST UNSTOPPABLETHE WHOLE YEAR.

- YOU'RE RIGHT. I COULD TALKABOUT FUDGE ALL DAY.

BUT FIRST, LET'S MEETTHE PLAYERS FROM THE WEST.

[energetic rock music]

- EQUINE DUCKLINGS,INDIANA UNIVERSITY,

PURDUE UNIVERSITY,INDIANAPOLIS.

- DAHISTORIUS LAMYSTORIUS,UTAH STATE UNIVERSITY.

- EWOKONIAD SIGOURNETHJUNIORSTEIN,

OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY.

- EQQSQUIZITINEBUBLE-SCHWINSLOW,

UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA.

- HUKA'LAKANAKAHAKANAKAHCCKALUCKA'HUKAHAKAFAKA,

UNIVERSITY OF HAWAII.

- KING PRINCE CHAMBERMAID,BAYLOR UNIVERSITY.

- LADENNIFER JADANISTON,UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO.

- LADADADALADADADADADADALA-DADALADALADALADA,

UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA.

- HARVARD UNIVERSITY,

DEVRY UNIVERSITY.

- [imitating rapid beeping]

ARMY/NAVY SURPLUS STORE.

- WINGDINGS, ONLINE CLASSES.

- [distorted voice]FIRSTNAME LASTNAME,

COLLEGE UNIVERSITY.

- GOD,HOMESCHOOL.

- SQUEEEEEEEEEPS,SANTA MONICA COLLEGE.

- [British accent]BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH,

OXFORD UNIVERSITY.

- A.A. RON BALAKAY,MOREHOUSE COLLEGE.

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