this has beena crazy couple of weeks.
And I don't knowif you heard this, uh,
but you know that guy who hada cameo in Home Alone 2?
-(laughter) -Well,America gave him the military.
Yeah, I'm scared, too,I'm scared, too.
So, we're all coming...we're all still coming to grips
with the ideaof future President Trump.
But remember, Americaalso has a current president.
I feel like we'veforgotten so quickly.
His name is Barack Obama,people,
and he's still around.
-(cheering, applause)-We've still got him. Yeah.
And he's spending partof his final weeks in office
on a worldwide farewell tour,
which yesterday stoppedin Berlin.
This is my sixth visitto Germany.
It will not be my last.
somehow continuedto miss Oktoberfest,
-(laughter) -so, uh,that's probably something
that is better for me to do...
as a former presidentrather than as president.
(like Obama):Uh, what I'm trying to say is,
I'm gonna get, uh,(bleep) faced.
-(laughter) -Uh... I spentat least four years wasted,
uh, and I thinkyou all know why.
Oh, and by the way,of all the major global leaders,
Angela Merkel is the only one
who doesn't seem keenon rolling with Donald Trump.
Yeah, she's one who's,you know, spoken out--
very delicately, but she has--about not really enjoying
the idea of working with him.
Which is weird.
It's also weirdthat only the German leader
-(laughter)-has issues with Donald Tr...
I wonder if we sh...I don't know. Anyway...
It must be so hard, though,for Obama to know
that he's being followedinto office by Donald Trump.
And even leaving America doesn'thelp him forget about it.
Before Germany,he spent a day in Greece
just walking through the ruinsof what was once
-the world's greatest democracy.-(laughter)
Yep, that's what we haveto look forward to, people.
On the bright side...on the bright side,
in 2,500 years,America might be known
for having great yogurt.
-You never know. You never know.-(laughter)
There's always a silver lining.