The Colbert Report

Father James Martin

Season 4 • 04/21/2008

If there's a whiff of fallibility, it's because the pope has left the continent.

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02:27

Hillary Clinton Takes on Technical Difficulties
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Senator Hillary Clinton gets to the bottom of Stephen's technical problems and recommends toggling the input.
04/17/2008
03:00

On Notice - Barack Obama Against Distractions
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Senator Barack Obama believes that the American people are tired of petty distractions.
04/17/2008
00:43

Benjamin Franklin's Latest Invention
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Stephen checks in with Philadelphia's favorite son, Benjamin Franklin, who can't wait to demonstrate his latest bread-browning invention.
04/17/2008
04:03

Patrick Murphy
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Congressman Patrick Murphy discusses the Bush administration's fear-mongering tactics for keeping troops in Iraq.
04/17/2008
03:18

Clinton vs. Obama Philadelphia Debate Review
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Stephen believes that ABC did a great job with the one-on-one Clinton vs. Obama Democratic debate, and so does ABC.
04/17/2008
06:27

Bernie Sanders
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Stephen worries that Senator Sanders' call for a redistribution of wealth will overcrowd his yacht club.
04/21/2008
00:33

Intro - 4/21/08
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The world faces a food shortage, the pope continues his papal visit and Senator Bernie Sanders speaks up for socialism.
04/21/2008
01:39

Philly Loves Colbert Nation
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After a brief affair with Philadelphia, Stephen returns to his beloved New York City studio and stage manager, Bobby.
04/21/2008
01:30

Farewell to Bobby
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Stephen looks back at Bobby's finest stage managing moments.
04/21/2008
03:44

Global Food Shortage
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Stephen's 2012 presidential run may be sponsored by sour cream and man-flavored Doritos: Put some man in your mouth!
04/21/2008
06:08

Father James Martin
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You can really get lost looking into the pope's eye sockets -- seriously, take a flashlight.
04/21/2008
02:46

Obama Copycattery
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Hillary Clinton was the Democratic frontrunner until Barack Obama thought it looked like fun and decided to give it a try, too.
04/22/2008
02:05

Earth Is Awesome
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In honor of Earth Day, Stephen participates in a little interplanetary trash talk.
04/22/2008
00:34

Intro - 4/22/08
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Clinton accuses Obama of copycatting, Stephen better knows Pennsylvania's 7th district and Susan Jacoby takes on America's anti-intellectualism.
04/22/2008
02:11

Indecision Cheesesteaks
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Pat's cheesesteaks are more experienced and Clintonian, while Geno's cheesesteaks are like Obama's fresh face.
04/22/2008
05:58

Susan Jacoby
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Susan Jacoby and Stephen debate the importance of reason, the benefits of elitism and how much she owes him in truthiness residuals.
04/22/2008
05:55

Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 7th - Joe Sestak
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Congressman Sestak will neither confirm nor deny the Navy's dolphin-mounted anti-missile laser defense systems.
04/22/2008
01:34

The Lost O'Reilly Tapes Pt. 1
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Shadowy forces are suppressing the truth about chupacabras, extraterrestrials and, most importantly, what's become of Stephen's O'Reilly interview footage.
04/23/2008
00:34

Intro - 4/23/08
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Hillary Clinton wins the Pennsylvania primary, Stephen offers more platinum tips for the upper class and author Mitch Albom talks about his new book, "For One More Day."
04/23/2008
04:17

The Word - Iraq the Vote
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In both Iraq and the election, the goal is democracy, and what's more democratic than a campaign that never ends?
04/23/2008
03:55

Colbert Platinum - Cat-Pooped Coffee
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Platinum members can now purchase submersible convertibles, dinosaur bones and $100 a cup coffee harvested from Indonesian jungle cat feces.
04/23/2008
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