The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Anthony and Cleopenis

Season 16 • 06/01/2011

Jon can say with certitude that he knows what his erect penis looks like in his own underwear.

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06:20

Lisa P. Jackson
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Lisa P. Jackson explains that regulating mercury would prevent thousands of deaths and create jobs.
05/19/2011
02:39

Indecision 2012 - Driving Miss Crazy - Palin Family Vacation
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Samantha Bee insists that Sarah Palin's bus tour across America is a family vacation, not a political campaign.
05/31/2011
00:12

Moment of Zen - Insinuations About Weiner on CNN
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It's too bad Andrew Breitbart got to make insinuations about Anthony Weiner on CNN.
05/31/2011
06:51

Distinguished Member of Congress
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Jon questions the photo of an anonymous man's bulging underwear sent from Anthony Weiner's Twitter account
05/31/2011
04:36

Indecision 2012 - Driving Miss Crazy
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Sarah Palin drives her family around key primary states in a bus but refuses to declare whether she's running for president.
05/31/2011
06:33

Jimmy Fallon
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Jimmy Fallon sings "Whip My Hair" and writes a thank you note to a slow-walking family.
05/31/2011
04:44

Bill Moyers Pt. 2
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Bill Moyers doesn't like to interview politicians because their language is designed to conceal.
06/01/2011
00:22

Moment of Zen - Trump Doesn't Eat the Pizza Crust
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Donald Trump eats his pizza with a fork and knife so he can avoid the crust.
06/01/2011
04:52

Bill Moyers Pt. 1
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Bill Moyers says news organizations undermine journalism by relying on opinion rather than reporting.
06/01/2011
07:49

Me Lover's Pizza with Crazy Broad
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Donald Trump disrespects New Yorkers by taking Sarah Palin to a pizza chain and eating his stacked slices with a fork.
06/01/2011
02:59

Anthony and Cleopenis
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Anthony Weiner can't say with certitude that a picture sent from his Twitter account is his junk shot.
06/01/2011
05:48

Tim Tebow
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Tim Tebow thinks it's only fair for college athletes to have enough money for an Outback dinner and a scooter.
06/02/2011
04:58

Cantor Won't?
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Eric Cantor wants to cut other federal spending to justify financial assistance to tornado victims in Missouri.
06/02/2011
00:13

Moment of Zen - Gretchen Carlson Has Not Taken Sexual Photos
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Gretchen Carlson can unequivocally say that she has not taken sexual photos.
06/02/2011
02:21

Circumcision 2011 - Between a C*#k and a Hard Place
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Anthony Weiner's penis tweet kills Mitt Romney's presidential announcement, and Tim Pawlenty e-mails the world's most boring erection.
06/02/2011
04:10

The Big Wang Theory
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Jon seeks advice on the Anthony Weiner penis scandal from News Angel Tom Brokaw and Comedy Devil Don Rickles.
06/02/2011
02:57

Circumcision 2011 - Between a C*#k and a Hard Place - Weiner Investigation
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Anthony Weiner's vow of abstinence from talking about the penis tweet scandal lasts less than 24 hours.
06/02/2011
00:14

Moment of Zen - Sarah Palin Publicizes Americana
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Sarah Palin publicizes Americana and its foundation on her bus tour.
06/06/2011
02:32

Maziar Bahari Pt. 1
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Maziar Bahari confirms that he wasn't imprisoned in Iran because of his interview with Jason Jones.
06/06/2011
02:23

Sarah Palin's Folksy Word Salad
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Sarah Palin offers up her version of the famous midnight ride of Paul Revere.
06/06/2011
05:35

Maziar Bahari Pt. 2
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Maziar Bahari had to tap into his inner resources when he spent 107 days in solitary confinement in an Iranian prison.
06/06/2011
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