Some dumb bastard has nearly
a million other dumb bastards
following his every twit!
Are you dumb bastardslistening to me,
you dumb bastards?
Why are you soangry, Mommy?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I guess I'm just a littlenervous about my evil plan.
You dumb bastards!
You see,the plan is about
to enter phase two.
As soon as someone reachesa million followers,
I'll use them to transmit...
Oh, Mother,you devious hag.
Tell us moreabout this "twit-worm."
It's a very specialcomputer virus,
for instead ofinfecting computers,
it infects the human brain.
I like it.
The million followers willbecome an army of zombies,
eager to obey myevery command.
The important thing is,we're a family.
No, it's not!(yells)