Boy Scout Rule of Ds

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 04/13/2011
  • Views: 78,619

Blake confronts the messy, emotional aftermath of seeing another man's penis. (2:00)

- HELLO?[dog barks]

[crowds cheering on TV]

HO HO.[rubbing hands together]

OH, YEAH, BABY.OH, YEAH. YEAH!

- YO, BLAKE.WHICH PUKA SHELL NECKLACE?

CLASSIC? SHARK TOOTH?- I DON'T KNOW.

- DID YOU GET THE TICKETS?- I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- LOOK, I DIDN'T GETTHE TICKETS, OKAY?

- LOOK AT ME.

JESUS. YOU SAW DICK,DIDN'T YOU?

DIDN'T YOU?- YEAH.

IT WAS MONTEZ'S.AND HE SAW ME.

AND THERE WAS A LOT OF SCREAMINGAND RUNNING AND I JUST--

- SHHHHHH. IT'S OKAY.IT'S OKAY, BRO.

WHO CARES? GET IN HERE.

WE'VE ALL SEEN PENISES

WE WEREN'T SUPPOSEDTO SEE, RIGHT?

WHEN I WAS IN THE BOY SCOUTS,

I ACCIDENTALLY SAWRYAN COE'S PENIS

ON A CANOEING TRIP.

- REALLY?- YEAH.

I COULDN'T LOOK AT HIM.HE COULDN'T LOOK AT ME.

WE WERE BEST FRIENDS, BRO,AND WE COULDN'T EVEN BE

IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER.

YOU KNOW WHY?- WHY?

- 'CAUSE THERE WAS AN IMBALANCEIN OUR RELATIONSHIP.

- SO WHAT'D YOU DO?- I FOUND A BALANCE, DUDE.

I SHOWED THAT KID MY PENIS

AND RESTORED ORDERTO THE UNIVERSE.

IT'S CALLED THE BOY SCOUTRULE OF "D"s.

AND IT ALWAYS WORKS.

YOU'VE GOT TO SHOW MONTEZYOUR PENIS.

- THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSETO ME.

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