We got a lot of show to get to.
Tons of Olympic news.
And I know I'm biased,but for me,
the raceof the Olympics thus far
was the 400 meter sprint
where South AfricanWayde van Niekerk took the gold
and broke the world record,and he was in lane eight.
In lane eight, people!He did it!
-(applause and cheering)-He did it!
And now, here's the thing.I was watching that.
I don't think you understandhow I lost my mind.
A South African wona gold medal.
I was screaming in my apartment,I was running around.
And then I was like, "Wait.
So this is what Americansfeel like all the time?"
-(laughter) -You guysare so lucky! Like all...
I've met Americans. You're like,"Oh, the gold medal."
-They're like, "Which one?"-(laughter)
You guys are so lucky.
But the truth is, the news
that I guess everyonein the world was fixated on
was Usain Bolt who wonhis third straight gold medal
in the hundred meters, and, uh,as always, he did it in style.
In fact, this was him runningin the semi-finals.
That's not a picture we made.
He's smilingin the middle of a race.
Usain Bolt is so fast,he's watching the race with us.
-That's what he's doing.-(laughter)
And honestly, you know what?
I think that this givesthe Jamaicans hope
in the winter games
because insteadof having a bobsled team,
they should just have four dudesride Usain Bolt
-and win those gold medals.-(laughter)
Win those gold medals.