The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Indecision 2000 - Jazz Hands

Season 5 • 07/26/2000

Media consultants jazz up boring candidates.

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00:48

Recap - 7/25/00
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Jon recaps the night's top story: Dick Cheney's selection of himself as George W. Bush's running mate.
07/25/2000
00:41

Intro - 7/25/00
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Jon announces The Daily Show's temporary move to Philadelphia and reveals the origins of the city's nickname, "The City of Brotherly Love."
07/25/2000
01:49

Headlines - Chest Defense
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A new robot can perform heart surgery, but nothing will replace the cold mechanical treatment you get from a real doctor.
07/26/2000
02:14

Other News - Felonious Monk
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Permits to keep endangered species will not be issued, unless they're used to blind the animals in order to create bouncier shampoos.
07/26/2000
00:15

Moment of Zen - Making Out
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In a scene from "Wishful Thinking," Jon makes out with Jennifer Beals.
07/26/2000
00:52

Recap - 7/26/00
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Jon Stewart recaps today's top stories of failed peace, a monkey confiscation and a robot doctor.
07/26/2000
02:34

Books A Poppin' - Ebooks
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You can read Stephen King's new book for a dollar -- a chapter.
07/26/2000
00:29

Item of the Week - Glued Penis
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A Pennsylvanian teen whose penis was glued to his abdomen has no choice but to wait for it to free itself.
07/26/2000
04:38

Jennifer Beals
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Jennifer Beals believes there's no in-between when it comes to a hockey player's looks.
07/26/2000
02:17

Headlines - Peace Out
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Middle East peace talks break down when Israel refuses to hand over valued Palestinian territories.
07/26/2000
03:20

Indecision 2000 - Jazz Hands
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Now more than ever we are reminded that politics is about image, media image.
07/26/2000
00:18

Moment of Zen - Pledge of Allegiance
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The people at the Republican National Convention perform the Pledge of Allegiance.
08/01/2000
01:32

Indecision 2000 - Education
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The Daily Show correspondents give their thoughts on the Republican plans for education.
08/01/2000
02:07

Indecision 2000 - Stephen, Nancy, Mo, and Steve
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The Daily Show correspondents report live from the Republican National Convention, and it is awesome.
08/01/2000
03:47

Indecision 2000 - Convention Highlights
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Delegates from gated communities everywhere gathered this week for the Republican National Convention.
08/01/2000
02:06

Interview - Bob Dole Part 1
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Senator Bob Dole discusses what Republicans need to do to win the Presidential Election.
08/01/2000
01:46

Indecision 2000 - Republican Healthcare
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Stephen Colbert and Nancy Walls discuss new comprehensive Republican healthcare initiatives, which stress close proximity pap smears.
08/01/2000
03:14

Interview - Bob Dole
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Bob Dole explains the Republican stance on education is to stop Democrats from learning.
08/01/2000
02:14

Intro - Indecision 2000
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As the only news organization covering the event, The Daily Show plans on dominating the Republican National Convention.
08/01/2000
03:14

The Philadelphia Story
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Vamce DeGeneres shows why people may want to come back to Philadelphia and retrieve what was stolen from them the first time.
08/01/2000
00:44

Moment of Zen - John McCain Reads Lines
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John McCain reads lines for the internal monologue-filled interview shown earlier in the episode.
08/02/2000
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