Comedians Do Porn with Moshe Kasher [mature content]

Is This Forever? Season 1, Ep 18 07/26/2016 Views: 10,240

Nikki and Moshe Kasher provide the dialogue for a sex-positive hospital porn scene starring Jake Jace and Nikki Benz. (3:06)

- We are gonna try to, like, sneak some messages in

about women's right, you love women.

- I love women, I love rights,

I, mixing them up, we'llsee what happens today.

- Let's get started.

- Okay, Jake, go ahead and walk in,

Miss Benz, I'm Dr. Dong.

- Miss Benz, I'm Dr. Dong.

- Dong?

Is that French?

- Is that French?

- No, it's Korean.

- No, it's Korean.

- [Glasses Guy] I was adopted.

- I was adopted, and raised in Seoul.

- I do a monthly exam--

- On my titties.

- [Nikki] But I could use some help.

- But I could use some help.

- [Glasses Guy] Miss Benz, this is a hospital.

- Miss Benz, this is a hospital.

- We don't call them titties here.

We don't call them titties here, they are ba-zoingas.

- [Nikki] What's this? - What's this?

- [Glasses Guy] That's a uh-- - [Doctor] That's a uh--

- Titty listener. - [Doctor] Titty listener.

- What are they saying?

- What are they saying?

- Hold on, let me translate from the Korean.

- Hold on, let me translate from the Korean.

Believe it or not, they're saying "ah-ooh-ga!"

(laughing)

- Push her down like you're gonna start eating her pussy.

Just another day at the office.

- This is the best meal you'll ever have at this hospital.

- This is the best meal you'll ever have at this hospital.

- Actually, you're wrong.

- Actually, you're wrong.

We do a really good Salisbury steak here.

(moaning)

- I want you to leave me messier

than your handwriting on a prescription.

- I want you to leave me messier

than your handwriting on a prescription.

- That's a classic doctor joke.

- That's a classic doctor joke.

(moaning)

- This is a blow job.

- This is a blow job.

(moaning)

♪ Blow jobs, blow jobs

♪ It's the funnest thing to do

♪ Blow jobs, blow jobs

♪ It's the funnest thing to do

♪ If I had my wish I would

♪ Give a blow job

♪ Every single day

♪ Well it's your lucky day

♪ Because I happen to be a genie

♪ Imma grant your wish of allowing you to

♪ Daily suck my peeny

- Yes!

- It's a whole new world!

- It's a whole new world!

- I feel like Aladdin.

- I feel like Aladdin.

- And I'm not Jafar from blowing my load.

- And I'm not Jafar from blowing my load.

(laughing)

- Yes.

- I'm gonna finish inside of you.

- I'm gonna finish inside of you.

- But on the off chancethat I get pregnant--

- Do you perform abortions here?

- [Glasses Guy] Yes, but-- - Yes, but--

- Since you're a woman,

I have to counsel you against it--

- Then you're gonnahave to wait 24 hours--

- I'm gonna call a pastor--

- He'll get in touch--

- Tell you why you're wrong for doing it--

- And then if you really, reallydecide you're gonna do it--

- I will tell everybodywhere you live.

- I will tell everyone where you live.

- Okay--

- Maybe just come on my tits then?

- Okay, so turn aroundand accept his deposit.

- I consent, I consent!

- I consent, I consent!

- Nothing's sexier thanenthusiastic consent.

- Nothing's sexier thanenthusiastic consent.

- Oh, I'm about to shatter the glass ceiling

with my load.

And do it, shatter that ceiling.

(groaning)

I've never told a man to come before.

(laughing)

Or have I?