Boxing Press Conference

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During a pre-fight press conference, a boxer's trash-talk takes an unexpected turn. (2:54)

BUT WHEN I GET ANDREIN THE RING, MAN,

IT'S GONNA BE CRUELAND QUICK,

'CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE, LIKE,ONE-TWO, ONE-TWO, BOOM,

AND YOU OUT.

- MAN, [bleep] YOU,CLAUDIUS LEWIS.

I'M GONNA [bleep] YOURIGHT IN THE ASS.

YEAH, I'M GONNABEND YOU OVER

AND [bleep] YOURIGHT IN THE ASS[bleep].

- ALL RIGHT,YOU KNOW WHAT?

ANDRE, HE LIKE TO BE--

TRY TO GET INTOHIS OPPONENTS' HEADS

BY SAYING CRAZY STUFF.

HE AIN'T GONNAGET INTO MY HEAD.

HE AIN'T GONNA GETINTO MY HEAD.

- NO, I'M NOT GONNAGET IN YOUR HEAD.

I'M GONNAGET IN YOUR ASS[bleep]

JUST LIKE I SAID,JUST RIGHT UP IN THERE

IN THAT TINY, LITTLE,MINISCULE ASS[bleep] OF YOURS.

THIS IS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

I'M GONNA TAKE YOUTO A NICE,

HIGH-FANCY,HIGHFALUTIN RESTAURANT,

AND I'M GONNA BUY YOU THINGS,WINE AND DINE YOU.

AND WE'RE GONNA FIND SOME THINGSTHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON,

AND THEY'RE GONNABECOME INSIDE JOKES TO US.

AND THEN, WE'RE JUST GONNALAUGH ABOUT THEM IN THE TAXI

ALL THE WAYTO YOUR HOUSE,

WHERE I'M GONNA [bleep] YOUIN THE ASS.

- OH, OKAY, NOW, JU--

JUST ME P-PERSONALLY,I'VE NEVER--

YOU KNOW,I AIN'T EVER SEEN ANDRE

TAKE IT THAT FAR BEFORE,

BUT--[chuckles]

WHAT--WHATEVER.

- YEAH, WHATEVER.I'LL TELL YOU WHATEVER.

WHATEVER, I'M GONNA FINALLYGONNA FEEL COMFORTABLE

TAKING YOU OUTTO DINNER PARTIES.

AND THEN, ALL OF OUR FRIENDSWHO ARE ALSO COUPLES,

THEY'RE JUSTGONNA LAUGH AT US

'CAUSE WE'RE THAT COUPLETHAT HOLDS HANDS ALL THE TIME.

AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,CLAUDIUS.

WE LOVE EACH OTHERSO VERY MUCH

THAT NO MATTERHOW TIRED I AM,

NO MATTER HOW MUCH BULL[bleep]I'VE DEALT WITH OVER THE DAY,

I'M JUST GONNALEAVE IT AT THE DOOR

WHEN I [bleep] YOUIN THE ASS.

- OKAY,YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO STOPALL THAT NONSENSE

RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT?

DID HE JUST SAY HE WAS GONNATAKE ME TO DINNER PARTIES?

- HE DID SAY"DINNER PARTIES."

- WE'RE GONNA SNUGGLEON THE COUCH EVERY NIGHT.

I'M GONNA LET YOUPICK THE MOVIE,

EVEN THOUGH YOU ALWAYSPICK THE MOVIE.

THEN I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUTFOR A WALK ON THE BEACH,

AND THE MOONLIGHT'SGONNA BOUNCE OFF OF YOUR SCALP.

AND I'M JUST GONNA KISS YOUSO TENDERLY

WHILE THE WAVES BREAK, AND THENRIGHT THERE, RIGHT THEN,

I'M GONNA [bleep] YOUIN THE SANDY ASS[bleep].

- ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR YOUTO SHUT YOUR FOOL MOUTH!

- IS IT? IS IT TIME?- YES, IT IS TIME.

IT'S TIME FOR YOUTO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

- WE GONNA SPENDTHE GOLDEN YEARS TOGETHER.

- OH, YEAH?- YEAH.

- OH, YEAH?- YEAH.

I'M GONNA SUPPORT YOUALL THE WAY

THROUGH YOUR RUNTHROUGH CITY COUNCIL.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,AND YOU'RE GONNA BE TIRED,

AND EXHAUSTED,AND OVERWORKED,

BUT WE'RE GONNASTILL FIND THE ENERGY

TO GO ANTIQUING ON THE WEEKENDS.- OH, YEAH?

AND THEN, YOU'RE GONNABE ON YOUR DEATHBED,

AND YOU'RE GONNABE SITTIN' THERE,

AND YOU'RE GONNA BE DYIN'.

AND I'M GONNABE RIGHT BESIDE YOU,

AND I'M GONNA BE CRYIN'.

AND RIGHT AT THAT MOMENTWHEN YOU CROSS OVER

FROM THIS WORLDINTO THE NEXT,

I'M GONNA [bleep] YOUIN THE ASS[bleep].

- OH, MAN,I WISH YOU'D TRY.

- OH, YOU DO?- I WISH THAT YOU WOULD TRY.

- WELL,WISH [bleep]ING GRANTED.

[laughter]

NO, I LOVE THE VILLAGEAS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY,

BUT I'M TELLING YOU,IF WE CONTINUE

TO SELF-SEGREGATE OURSELVES,THE ENTIRE GAY COMMUNITY'S

GONNA CONTINUETO BE "MARGARINE-IZED"

I WAS JUST SAYING THISTO CLAUDIUS THE OTHER NIGHT

RIGHT AFTER I [bleep] HIMIN THE ASS.

- YEAH, HE DID,HE DID.

- ANYWAY, ENOUGH POLITICS.CHEERS, EVERYONE.

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