Ultimate Fighting Match Promo

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 03/06/2012
  • Views: 112,070

Derek Johnson and Paulo Odbelis will go head-to-head Saturday night in a UWL match, and Paulo takes it very seriously. (2:21)

HEY, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,THIS SATURDAY NIGHT,

THERE'S NOT EVEN GOINGTO BE A FIGHT.

I'M GONNA MERCY-KILLTHIS OLD MAN.

- DEREK IS VERYGOOD PERSON.

BUT SOON,HE WILL LEARN MANNERS.

I WILL TORTURE HIS BODY

SO THAT HIS SOULLEARNS TO BE HUMBLE.

- I'M GONNA DANCE AROUND HIMWHILE HE TRIES

TO HIT ME WITH HIS CANE,OLD MAN.

- GOD CHOSE MEFOR THIS FIGHT.

GOD IS THE TEACHER.DEREK IS THE STUDENT.

AND I AM GOD'S INSTRUMENT.

WHEN I SQUEEZEYOUR LUNGS, DEREK,

AND YOU BEG ME FOR LIFE,

THEN YOUR HEARTWILL OPEN UP TO THE LORD.

- I'M GONNA KNOCK HIM OUTROUND ONE, BITCH.

WAIT.WHAT DID HE SAY AGAIN?

HE SAID GOD CHOSE HIM.

THAT DOESN'TEVEN MAKE SENSE, REALLY.

- WHEN YOU EATTHROUGH PLASTIC TUBE,

WHEN YOU ARE PARALYZEDFROM NECK DOWN,

THEN YOUR FAMILY

WILL GATHERAROUND YOUR HOSPITAL BED

TO SEE THE NEW DEREK.

- OKAY, HE KNOWWE JUST TALKING HERE, RIGHT?

I MEAN, WE JUST--

WE JUST GETTING PEOPLEINTERESTED IN THE FIGHT,

BECAUSE I'M SORRY--IS THIS [bleep] CRAZY?

- GOD'S LESSONSARE SO BEAUTIFUL.

- "GOD'S LESSONSARE BEAUTIFUL"?

I'M SORRY.WHO PUT THIS FIGHT TOGETHER?

THIS IS JUST--

IF Y'ALL GOT AN ACTUALCRAZY PERSON FOR ME TO FIGHT,

WELL, THAT'S NOT FAIR TO ME...

OR HIM.

- [speaking in tongues]

- WHAT YOU MEANYOU CAN'T FIND HIM?

WELL, WHERE IS HE?

YO, MAN, WHERE MY MANAGER AT?STEVE?

HOW'S IT--

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