Ok guys, Gremlins 2.
I'm telling you,this movie...
[door opens and closes]- Should write itself.
The first one was a classic.
This should bepretty straightforward.
Basically, all we're doingis maintaining the integrity
of the original picture.
We want to doall the stuff with the water
Uh, can we help you?
Let me introduce myself.
My name isStar Magic Jackson, Jr.
I'm the Hollywoodsequel doctor,
so studio just brings me into oversee things
when they aboutto drop a deuce.
So that's why I'm here,but don't mind me.
I'm just gonna be over here.
Y'all do your thing.
It's your movie.
If it's gonna take placein an office building,
I was thinking,what if Gizmo gets wet
from a water cooler this time?
Okay, hold on a second!
I'm sorry, I'm gonna haveto step in here.
Just one second,sweetheart.
So what's wrongwith y'all?
Y'all are looking likea bunch of sad sacks.
This is G2, people.
We writing Gremlins 2.
It should be a party,
with pizza and anchovies,pineapple.
Just come on.
Lift up the spirits.
Look, okay, I'm gonnaput a little bit of spice
into the mixture here.
What if we did this?
Everybody here getsto design their own gremlin.
Um, I-I don't see thatthe gremlin design is broken.
It's called brainstorming,not brain drizzling, sweet pea.
Shut your mouthfor a second.
(Star)Look, here's the thing.
None of this is final.
So you mean, like,
what if there was,like, a brainy gremlin?
[scoffs]A brainy gremlin?
You talkingabout a gremlin with glasses
who could talkand sing New York, New York?
It's in the movie--done.
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Whoa, whoa, you saidthat nothing was final.
That was before I heardthe words "brainy" and "gremlin"
in the same sentence together.
It's done.I love it.
It's in the movie.Next.
What abouta, uh, spider gremlin?
You mean a gremlinwith eight legs and a thorax,
just catching pretty ladiesin a web in an office building?
Oh, my God,it's in the movie.
I love it!
- What about a bat gremlin?- [gasps]
You mean a gremlinwith leathery wings,
just flying around,flip-flopping,
bust through a wall,
make a perfect bat symbolin the wall,
get outside,get in some wet concrete,
jump up on a building,and just dry in place
like a gargoyle gremlin?
We are cookingwith gas now.
I love it.It's in the movie.
Could there bea female gremlin?
Just lipstick, boobies.
Bitch, you had me at"little gremlin va-jay-jay."
I love it so muchthat it's not only in the movie,
but it's definitelyin the movie.
There's no backsies on that one.No penny taxies.
Yes, yes, yes!
In the movie, done!
That's why need a womanin the writers' room.
I don't know.
A googly-eyed gremlin?
But you do know,
because you're talkingabout a gremlin
whose sole purpose in this film
is just that he looksstupid as fuck.
Yes, it can bein the movie,
and it is in the movie.
What about you, silver fox?
Um, electricity gremlin?
You just said nounand "gremlin,"
like you're playingMad Libs.
You just like a child.
You have the brainof a child.
You do not havea high IQ,
but you haphazardlycame up with a gremlin
that's just made out of bolts
that is zigzaggingall over the room,
and it's donecompletely in animation.
You a crazy person,
and your idea'sin the movie!
Can we putthe Hulkster in it?
You talking aboutputting Hulk Hogan,
professional wrestlerturned actor
turned cultural icon
in the movie,
where he break the fourth wallof the movie he's in
by talking to the audience.
are a raging psychopath.
Don't let this towntake that away from you.
That's it.I don't even care anymore.
We got the Hulksterin this bitch,
so it's done.
I don't haveany more time,
so let me just recapright now.
It's brainy gremlin,spider gremlin,
bat gremlin, lady gremlin,googly-eyed gremlin,
Hulk Hogan'sgonna be in the picture.
I'm gonna throw ina gremlin myself.
Vegetable gremlin!Just write it up.
- I'm having so much fun.- Why not?
Thank you, it's all gonnabe in the actual film.
Now I got to goput some cowboys
in Back to the Future III.
Now, okay,you guys know
that none of that is gonnabe in the actual movie.
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