"The Mad Real World" Pt. 1 - Uncensored

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 02/26/2003
  • Views: 404,578

When Chad meets his housemates on "The Mad Real World," he's a little surprised. (3:36)

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BEIN' PUT INA MOTHERFUCKIN' HOUSE...

AND HAVIN' THEIR MOTHERFUCKIN'LIVES TAPED...

FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHENPEOPLE STOP BEIN' ALL POLITE

AND SHIT AND STARTBEIN' REAL.

MAD REAL.

MAD REAL WORLD,SON.

( all )HOBOKEN !

A'IGHT ?

A'IGHT ?

ALL RIGHT ?

WHEN I FIRST ENTERED THE HOUSE,UM, YOU KNOW...

NEEDLESS TO SAY,I WAS A LITTLE SURPRISED

TO MEET THE OTHER ROOMMATES.

SORRY, SORRY.

HOW YA DOIN' ?

WHAT'S UP, BABY ?

( all arguing )

( woman )WHAT ? WHAT ?WHAT ? WHAT ?

HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON ?MY NAME IS CHAD.

( coughing )

( muttering )

I DON'T HANG OUTWITH MANY BLACK PEOPLE.

WHO ORDERED PIZZA ?

NO, NO, NO, I, I--I'M YOUR NEW ROOMMATE, RIGHT ?

YOU WANNA-- YOU WANNA ROOM ?

NAH, UH,ALL THE BEDS IS FULL.

YOU GOT TO ROOMWITH TYREE.

( Tyree )MY NAME IS TYREE,AND, YEAH,

I WENT TO PRISON.

I'M-- I'M YOURROOMMATE, CHAD.

WELL, LOOKY HERE, CHAD,

FOR THE ENTIRE PERIODYOU IN MY ROOM,

I BETTER NOT CATCHYOU STANDIN' UP PEEIN'.

YOU SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE,YOU UNDERSTAND ?

UH...

THAT'S RIGHT.

NOW, GET YOUR FAT ASS ONOUT OF HERE, WHITE BOY.

NIGHTY-NIGHT,KEEP YOUR BUTTHOLE TIGHT.

LET ME TRY ON SOMECOTTON DOCKERS, HA-HA-HA.

WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOTOF THIS APARTMENT ?

HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WASGETTING HIMSELF INTO, YOU KNOW ?

♪ WE PERSEVERE ♪

THEY GAVE US A JOBRUNNING THE JUICE BAR.

ALL RIGHT, ENJOY.THANKS A LOT.

I WASN'T REALLY CRAZYABOUT THE WAY

SOME OF THE OTHER ROOMMATES, UM,ACTED IN THE JUICE BAR.

( coughing )

LOOK AT ME, AMERICA,I'M MAKIN' JUICE.

I CALL THIS,"THE TRON SPECIAL."

BOO-YA !

THIS RIGHT HERE ISTHE GOOD SHIT.

DRIP, DRIP, DRIP, DRIP...

IT'S JUST BETTER IF, UH...

GET OUTTA MY FACE,NIGGA !

I'M MAKINGJUICE, ALL RIGHT ?

FINE, FINE, YOU MAKE YOUR JUICE,I DON'T KNOW.

WHOA !

THEY DIDN'T HAVE MUCH RESPECTFOR THE JOB.

( Tron )ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

HOLD ON, LET ME ROLL,ONE MORE ROLL, ONE MORE ROLL.

HEY, UH, GUYS,YOU KNOW, UH--

WE'RE HERETO WORK, NOT PLAY.

YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T HAVE THISCONVERSATION EVERY DAY.

HEY !

YO, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM,MAN ?!

WHY YOU WANNAWORK SO HARD, HUH ?!

YEAH, MAN, AMERICA WANNA SEE USLIVE, NOT WORK.

LOOK AT ME, AMERICA,LOOK HOW TRON IS LIVING.

FOR THE CITY...

GET YOUR ASSOUTTA HERE, NOW !

THIS IS A PLACEOF BUSINESS...

WELL, BRING SOMEJUICE BACK, NIGGA !

SELL ME SOME JUICE, BITCH,I'M THIRSTY !

GET MEA PHILLY BLUNT, SON.

AND A BANANACOGNAC, BIATCH !

C'MON, A-CLICKETY-CLACK,A-CLICKETY-CLACK.

( sirens wailing )

POLICE, POLICE,THEY COMIN' THIS WAY !

THIS WAY, COME ON,Y'ALL !

GET MY MONEY !HURRY, GET MY MONEY !

MY GIRLFRIEND KATIECAME IN FROM MAINE,

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