AND WELCOMETO THE MARCY PROJECTS
HERE IN BROOKLYN,NEW YORK.
WHY ARE WE HERE?
- TO BUY WEED?
- NOT THIS TIME, BILL.
NOPE, EVERY ONE KNOWSWE'RE HERE FOR ONE REASON
AND ONE REASON ONLY.
WE'RE HEREFOR THE EIGHTH ANNUAL
WORLD SERIES OF DICE.
- WELL, THAT'S RIGHT, ROB.
SOME OF THE GREATEST PLAYERSFROM AROUND THE WORLD
HAVE GATHERED HERE TOCOMPETE FOR THE GRAND PRIZE:
ONE ANOTHER'S MONEY
AND BRAGGING RIGHTSFOR THE WHOLE YEAR.
- LET'S MEET THEM,THESE KINGS OF CLICK-CLACK.
FROM KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI,LEGENDARY SHOOTER
GRITS N' GRAVY.
- GRITS N' GRAVY.
KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI.
- FLYING IN FROMTHE FAR EAST IS PHYUCK YIU,
ONE OF THE PREMIERDICE PLAYERS
IN THE EASTERN HEMISPHERE.
HE HAS PLAYED DICE IN SOMEOF THE GULLYEST OF GAMES.
- PHYUCK YIU.
KONICHIWA, BITCHES!
DROP THE CARD, BABY!
- AND THAT'SLEONARD WASHINGTON.
YOU KNOW THEY SAY,
"PAPA DIDN'TTAKE NO MESS."
WELL, NEITHER DOES LEONARD.
- MY NAME'SLEONARD WASHINGTON.
WHERE I'M FROM?
A LITTLE TOWN CALLED
"NONE OF YOURGOD DAMN BUSINESS."
LET'S PLAYSOME DICE, BITCHES.
- AND FINALLY,FROM THESE VERY PROJECTS,
LOCAL LEGEND ASHY LARRY.
WHY DO THEY CALL HIMASHY LARRY?
WELL, THERE'S YOUR ANSWER.
- ASHY LARRY.
MARCY PROJECTS.
MARCY, SON.WHAT.
- OKAY,LARRY GETS FIRST ROLL.
LET'S SEE HOW HE DOES.
- THAT MAN IS DRIERTHAN KUNTA KINTE'S ANKLE.
- COME ON, LET'S GO.
I STOLE THIS MONEYOUT OF MY GIRL'S PURSE.
SHE THINK I'M OUTEMPTYING THE TRASH.
COME ON, BABY,I NEED THIS.
- WHAT YOU NEEDIS SOME CHAPSTICK
AND A SET OF TROUSERS.
ROLL THE DICE,YOU ASHY MOTHER FUCKER.
START THE GAME.
- ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M ABOUTTO GO FROM ASHY TO CLASSY.
[moaning]
- OOH, AND JUST LIKE THAT,ASHY LARRY IS ELIMINATED.
- OUCH.
- SHE GONNA KILL ME.KEISHA GONNA KILL ME.
- LARRY, WHAT THE FUCKARE YOU DOING?
- I WAS--OKAY, REMEMBER,I WAS EMPTYING THE TRASH--
- AND THAT BETTERNOT BE THE MONEY
OUT MY GOD DAMN PURSE!
- I WAS--OKAY, REMEMBER--
- PICK THE SHIT UPAND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
- THAT'S JUST WHAT I'MTRYING TO TELL YOU!
I WAS JUST TAKINGTHE TRASH OUT.
YOU HEAR ME?I WAS JUST TAKING THE TRASH--
- SHE IS GONNA FUCK HIM UP.
- YOU SAID IT, BILL.
OKAY, GRITS N' GRAVYIS UP NEXT.
NOW, GRITS ISMOST KNOWN FOR ONCE ROLLING
77 SEVENS IN A ROWAT A CASINO IN LAS VEGAS,
MAKING HIMA MILLIONAIRE IN THE PROCESS.
- WELL, YOU KNOW, ROB,EARLIER TODAY,
WE ASKED HIM WHATHE DID WITH THE MONEY.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
- I BOUGHT MY MAMA A CAR.
I SPENT THE REST ON PCP.
- OKAY, SIMPLE ENOUGH.
- I LIKE HIS STYLE.
- LOVES HIS MOTHER.
- LOVES PCP.
- GRITS N' GRAVYIS READY TO ROLL.
LET'S SEE HOW HE DOES.
- COME ON, PUT IN.- ALL RIGHT.
- PUT UP OR SHUT UP.
- ALL RIGHT.JUST HOLD ON.
- TIME TO DOUBLE UP!
HERE TO TAKEEVERYBODY MONEY.
SEVEN!SEVEN!
SEVEN!
WHAT YOU ALL KNOWABOUT SEVEN?
PAY ME.
- BOY, YOU ARETHE GODDAMN DEVIL.
- PUT IT DOWN THERE.PUT IT DOWN THERE!
LET'S SPREAD THIS AROUND.YES.
- HUBBA-HUBBA!
- A'IGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?I'M TIRED.
I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.
I GOT BABIES TO KISSAND BITCHES TO CATCH.
ALL IN.
- ALL IN?
I SEE YOU.
[dramatic whistling]
- AND LEONARDLAYING IT ON THICK.
AN INCREDIBLE STARE DOWN
BETWEEN LEONARD AND GRITS.
LOOK AT THE FLARING NOSTRILS.
MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP.
- OOH!
- SNAKE EYES!- DAMN!
- AND JUST LIKE THAT,GRITS IS ELIMINATED.
- AND WHEN I LEAVE,COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTT CHEEKS.
- AND IT COMES DOWNTO THESE TWO MEN,
LEONARD WASHINGTONAND PHYUCK YIU.
- I WANT EVERYBODY IN HERETO GET BUTT-ASS NAKED!
GET YOUR GODDAMNCLOTHES OFF!
THIS IS A ROBBERY!
- AND ALMOST ON CUETHE GAME GETS ROBBED.
LOCAL THUGRODNEY "QUILLS" DINKINS,
BREAKING INTO THEMARCY PROJECTS HALLWAY HERE
AND TELLING US ALLTO GET BUTT NAKED.
YOU KNOW, BILL,DICE GAMES GET ROBBED.
IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
THEY VERY RARELY COMETO A REASONABLE END.
TV IS NO DIFFERENT.
- WHAT YOU WAITING FOR,COOL BREEZE?
GET BUTT NAKEDRIGHT NOW!
GET IT OFF, SON!
- FIRST OF ALL, YOU BETTERCHECK YOUR TONE WITH ME, MAN.
I DON'T THINK YOU KNOWWHO YOU'RE TALKING TO.
I'M LEONARD WASHINGTON.
I DON'T GETBUTT NAKED FOR NOBODY.
YOU WANT THIS ROLL, NIGGA,
YOU GONNA HAVE TOSHOOT ME.
- OKAY.
- THIS MOTHER FUCKERHAS LOST HIS MIND.
GOD DAMN!
- AND LEONARD TAKESA SLUG TO THE LEG.
- OH, BUT I'LL TELL YOUSOMETHING, ROB,
YOU NOTICED HE SHOT HIMBELOW THE WAIST,
SO IT'S NOTATTEMPTED MURDER.
THAT WAS VERY INTELLIGENTON QUILLS' PART.
- QUILLS KNOWS THE LAW.
- THIS IS WHY BLACK PEOPLEDON'T HAVE NOTHING.
THIS IS JUST WHATTHEY WANT US TO DO.
YOUR MOTHER AIN'T SHIT.
- AND JUST IN TIME, HERE COMESDUMB ASS ASHY LARRY.
- WHERE THE DICE?WHERE THE DICE?
WHERE THE DICE?
- YO, GIVE ME THATMONEY, SON!
GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ONSOME LOTION, RIGHT NOW!
- KEISHA TOLD MEJUST TO EMPTY THE TRASH.
- WELL, ROB, I GOT TO ADMIT,
I SAW THIS ROBBERY COMINGFROM A MILE AWAY,
WHICH IS WHY I PUTMY CAR KEYS UP MY ASS.
- QUICK THINKING.
- THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH.GET THEM GODDAMN CLOTHES OFF.
GET THAT MONEY UP.GET THAT MONEY UP!
- OKAY, OKAY.
SO ON BEHALF OF BILL BURRAND QUILLS,
I'M ROBERT PETCOFF SAYING--
- GET THAT RING OFF.GET THAT RING OFF, MAN!
- SORRY, HONEY.
SO LONG FROMTHE MARCY PROJECTS
AND THE WORLD SERIESOF DICE.
HOPEFULLY, NEXT YEAR,
WE'LL BE ABLE TO GETALL THE WAY THROUGH IT,
BUT PROBABLY NOT.
- SHUT THE FUCK UP, MAN!
PUT THEM CAMERAS IN A BOX!