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ThreatDown - Cute Bears
Season 4 • 05/12/2008
One cute bear almost makes Osama bin Laden look adorable.
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02:47
Stephen Colbert's Shockettes
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen is providing a chance to audition for his elite corps of beautiful but deadly female bodyguards.
05/07/2008
05:18
Hasan Elahi
The Colbert Report
S4
After being accused of terrorist activities, Hasan Elahi decided to create a website documenting his daily activities.
05/07/2008
03:01
R.I.P. Albert Hoffman
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen remembers the Swiss scientist who discovered LSD.
05/08/2008
05:29
Arianna Huffington
The Colbert Report
S4
Arianna Huffington tells Stephen that the Iraq war is John McCain's Viagra.
05/08/2008
01:56
Gas Dollar
The Colbert Report
S4
The gas industry must have had a bake sale to pay for their ad in The USA Today.
05/08/2008
09:14
Garrett Reisman
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen goes intergalactic when he makes contact with a Hero floating in space.
05/08/2008
01:59
Big Russ
The Colbert Report
S4
Terry McAuliffe talks about Tim Russert's dead father, but it wasn't a slip of the tongue.
05/12/2008
04:30
Cold War Update - Russia
The Colbert Report
S4
Belarus expels our diplomats, China surpasses us in pollution, and Vladimir Putin relinquishes power.
05/12/2008
00:32
Intro - 5/12/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Vladimir Putin relinquishes power, airlines save gas by flying slower, and Dr. Mehmet Oz talks about his new book, "You: The Owner's Manual."
05/12/2008
06:07
Dr. Mehmet Oz
The Colbert Report
S4
Dr. Mehmet Oz explains the more sex you have, the longer your life expectancy.
05/12/2008
06:34
ThreatDown - Cute Bears
The Colbert Report
S4
America's biggest threats are airlines, women's softball, dirty keyboards, Isabella Rossellini and adorable bears.
05/12/2008
05:34
Bill O'Reilly on "Inside Edition"
The Colbert Report
S4
As far as Stephen is concerned, Bill O'Reilly did nothing wrong in a confusing "Inside Edition" clip.
05/13/2008
06:29
Better Know a Lobby - Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen wants Brady Campaign President Paul Helmke to name one situation where you don't need a gun.
05/13/2008
01:18
Hillary Drop Out
The Colbert Report
S4
Hillary Clinton will not catch Barack Obama in the popular vote, and Obama now leads in superdelegates, but the contest will continue.
05/13/2008
05:41
Jennifer Hooper McCarty
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen asks Jennifer Hooper McCarty if having too many poor people on the lower deck sank the Titanic.
05/13/2008
00:30
Intro - 5/13/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen profiles an anti-gun lobbyist, and Jennifer Hooper McCarty explains what really sank the Titanic.
05/13/2008
00:30
The Show Comes to an End
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen's stage manager tells him that's it for the show.
05/14/2008
03:55
The Word - Declaration of Warming
The Colbert Report
S4
John McCain believes global warming isn't just about greenhouse gases, it's a national security issue.
05/14/2008
00:33
Intro - 5/14/08
The Colbert Report
S4
John McCain acknowledges the environment exists, and Grover Norquist wants to make government so small he can drown it in his bathtub.
05/14/2008
03:13
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Science
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen wants an animal named after him, preferably a giant ant or a laser lion.
05/14/2008
04:58
Laura Dern
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen asks Laura Dern what it was like to play America's sweetheart, Katherine Harris.
05/14/2008
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