The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Indecision 2000 - Primary, Keep On Rolling

Season 4 • 02/17/2000

At least I know what book I'm voting for.

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02:46

Back In Black - Ceremony
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Lewis Black looks at ceremonies around the world, including mass weddings in Philadelphia and South Korea and a giant London Ferris wheel providing vistas of grey.
02/16/2000
02:37

To Get To The Other Side Pt. 1
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Mo Rocca begins the tale of Chihuahua Mr. Chips and his owner Connie Sies, whose inability to properly reach forced her dog to cross the road and run for the border.
02/16/2000
01:38

This Just In - Pet Offensive
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Jon details the highlights of the 2000 Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, where the winner thanks dog-god Anubis and 2,599 very bad dogs still enjoy a sniff-ass paradise.
02/16/2000
03:03

To Get To The Other Side Pt. 2
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Mo Rocca concludes the tale of Connie Sies and her driving Chihuahua Mr. Chips, hinting at the dark side of racial profiling against Mexican dogs.
02/16/2000
01:35

This Just In - King Lear
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A wise-cracking on-board robot and a bunch of rich guys set a world record in global circumnavigation.
02/17/2000
01:55

Other News - Cost In Space
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The sexy robot calendar on the mission commander's desk is now the second coolest thing at NASA.
02/17/2000
02:29

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Out at the Beach
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Frank DeCaro is looking for a towel boy who does a nice job with the deep end.
02/17/2000
04:20

Indecision 2000 - Flat Tax Fanatic
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Joe Lolli won't stop campaigning for millionaire flat tax supporter Steve Forbes.
02/17/2000
04:36

Ed McMahon
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Ed McMahon is in town to give away ten million dollars and talk to Jon.
02/17/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - High Five
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A bunch of older NASA scientists high five each other.
02/17/2000
03:36

Indecision 2000 - Primary, Keep On Rolling
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Gary Bauer chooses to endorse John McCain after McCain punches George W. Bush in the nuts.
02/17/2000
02:01

Indecision 2000 - Apollo Wanna Cracker
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Vice President Al Gore and Bill Bradley meet at the Apollo Theatre in Harlem for a 90-minute debate on urban and racial issues, followed by 15minutes of snaps.
02/23/2000
03:27

State of the Cutting Edge
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The Stadium Pal is the perfect invention for those sports fans who suffer from male urinary inconvenience.
02/23/2000
01:54

Other News - Pet Cemetery
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After 18 years on Broadway, "Cats" is closing -- performers are to be euthanized in the director's arms.
02/23/2000
00:59

Indecision 2000 - Spidey Sense
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Despite his loss in the South Carolina primary, Senator John McCain puts on a happy, kind of scary face.
02/23/2000
00:56

Eclipse of the Heart
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Most people don't know this, but Jon Stewart donated his heart to David Letterman.
02/23/2000
02:02

Headlines - The Runaway Bride
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The "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-millionaire?" groom's past sours an otherwise storybook slave sale.
02/23/2000
00:13

Moment of Zen - Love Hurts
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"Who Wants to Marry a Multi-millionaire" groom Rick Rockwell has never hit one of his girlfriends.
02/23/2000
00:29

Recap - 2/22/00
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Jon Stewart ends the show for tonight, recaps the top stories and previews tomorrow's show.
02/23/2000
03:31

Bob Jones University Wants You!
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Bob Jones University is a fully un-accredited university located in bustling Greenville, South Carolina.
02/23/2000
01:54

Snoop Dogg
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Snoop Dogg's latest album is the first project under his record label, Dogghouse Records.
02/23/2000
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