Blacklash 2016: The Unblackening - Ben Carson and David Clarke at the RNC

July 20, 2016 - DeRay Mckesson 07/20/2016 Views: 1,621

Ben Carson and Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke take the stage at the Republican National Convention to demonize Hillary Clinton and smear the Black Lives Matter movement. (4:05)

And speaking of morally bankrupt(bleep) shows,

let's check in with, uh,night two of the RNC.

(dramatic music playing)

(roaring)

(screaming)

-(screeching)-(roaring)

Oh, my God. Whew.

Whew. Whew.

So, it was a historic nightin Cleveland.

Donald Trump clinchedthe nomination.

Uh, his kids were the onlyavailable character witnesses

they could find.

Uh, there was evena real live bridge troll.

Whoa. Whoa.

But the pièce de résistance

was the long-awaited return

of my favorite Republicanprimary candidate,

Dr. Ben "Black Droopy the Dog"Carson.

And... and, let me tell you,

hey, man, he came outwith gifted hands swinging

against Hillary Clinton.

Her senior thesis wasabout Saul Alinsky.

He wrote a bookcalled Rules for Radicals.

On the dedication page,

it acknowledges Lucifer.

So are we willing to electsomeone as president

who has as their role model

somebodywho acknowledges Lucifer?

Think about that.

I shall think about that.

Okay, I'm thinking about it.

Dre, can I havesome thinking music, please?

Okay, I've thought about it.

Uh, you're a (bleep) idiot.

-(cheering and applause)-You really are.

I've thought about it. Okay,here's what I want to know!

Why is this guy speaking,anyway?

You know what? It's a differentversion of the SkeazyPass.

All right? Here's what it is.

The RNC gives major speakingplatforms to a few black people,

and it doesn't matterif they're crazy

or slamming other black people.

They can go,"See? We're diverse."

That's whyCNN's token Trump supporter

and Emperor Palpatine lookalikeJeffrey Lord

is-is so proudto say (bleep) like this.

Hmm.

Hmm? Hmm?

Uh, I don't needany thinking music for this one.

(bleep) that guy, all right?

Okay, so Lord mentioned theother crazy convention brother

Sheriff David Clarke,and-and that guy is SkeazyPass

in full effect.You guys know Clarke, right?

You-you... He's the...he's the Fox News pundit

and black Yosemite Samwho, um...

Right?You know what I'm talking about?

Who got to loudly proclaim thisat the RNC.

Blue lives matter in America!

(cheering and applause)

Okay, let's be 100% clear here.

We all agreethat blue lives matter.

Everybody already knowsthat's true.

It's like goingto a Beyoncé concert

and holding up a sign that says,"Beyoncé is talented."

Yeah.

She is.

Right?

Everyone agreeswith you already.

But Blue Lives Matter was nevermeant to just support cops.

It was meant to cynically co-optthe Black Lives Matter slogan

in order to shut it down.

It's a messageto Black Lives Matter,

and the message is"Shut the (bleep) up."

And everybody in the hall getsto cheer this,

because a black guygives them a pass.

Well, this black guy saysthat pass is revoked.

We'll be right back.

(audience cheering)