The Colbert Report

Richard Florida

Season 3 • 07/16/2007

The Bohemian-Gay Index isn't the San Francisco phone book.

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00:10

Sign Off - The Land of Nod
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Stephen is off to the Land of Nod, a nearby Indian nation with casino gambling and bars that close at six a.m.
07/14/2007
05:13

Stephen Benjamin
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Stephen Benjamin doesn't offer Congress any better ideas on how to route gays out of the military.
07/14/2007
05:41

Daniel B. Smith
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Moses and Socrates are just a couple of the famous people in history who have heard voices in their heads.
07/14/2007
02:34

Fred Thompson on Fire
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Fred Thompson never wanted the job of president, but he'd take it.
07/14/2007
04:44

Bears & Balls - Summer Vacation Edition
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As a souvenir of your trip to Zimbabwe, you might consider buying Zimbabwe.
07/14/2007
00:15

Sign Off - Take Five
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The episode is running long, but Stephen has the answer -- push midnight back by five minutes.
07/16/2007
04:20

Difference Makers - Johnna Mink
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Stephen was voted "Least Misogynistic" by his men's-only country club, and that's why pole dancing instructor Johnna Mink is this week's Difference Maker.
07/16/2007
00:34

Intro - 7/16/07
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Gays are boosting property values, Stephen compliments the ladies, and Senator Ben Nelson has a plan for Iraq.
07/16/2007
06:08

Ben Nelson
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Senator Ben Nelson says you can call the conflict in Iraq "sectarian violence" if you wish to. Stephen wishes to.
07/16/2007
03:05

Tunneling to Free Scooter Libby
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Stephen spent all of The Report's two-week hiatus digging a tunnel so he could free Scooter Libby.
07/16/2007
05:07

Richard Florida
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The Bohemian-Gay Index is part of a new series of statistics that indicates that gay people raise property values in a neighborhood -- not the San Francisco phone book.
07/16/2007
03:18

All-Night Senate Session
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The Senate gets set to debate the Iraq war all night, so Stephen resolves to show his solidarity and broadcast for 24 hours straight -- no matter what he has to preempt.
07/17/2007
00:29

1,428 Minutes to Go
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It's hour nine of the all-night Senate debate on Iraq, and minute 12 of The Colbert Report's solidarity marathon.
07/17/2007
04:27

Tip/Wag - Michael Chertoff's Gut-O-Meter
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Stephen tips his hat to Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff's guts, then wags his finger at IHOP's flapjack diplomacy and Japan's changes to its justice system.
07/17/2007
05:11

Mark Moffett
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Stephen is disappointed when Mark Moffett tells him that China has already found a way to make money off of ants.
07/17/2007
04:06

The Word - Victimcrite
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Sen. David Vitter, whose number appeared in a D.C. madam's phone records, once called Bill Clinton morally unfit to govern.
07/17/2007
00:35

Intro - 7/17/07
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A Senator admits to seeing prostitutes, Michael Chertoff warns of all sorts of terrorist attacks, and Stephen brings a magnifying glass to his interview with an ant expert.
07/17/2007
00:58

ThreatDown - 500 Threat Marathon
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With over 1,400 minutes still to go in his solidarity marathon, Stephen embarks on an extra-long ThreatDown, starting with topographical maps.
07/17/2007
01:19

Pope Goes Green
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The Pope must provide us with consistent, infallible declarations on how to live our daily lives.
07/18/2007
01:42

Stephen on iTunes
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Check out music reviews on the iTunes Store from the actual Stephen Colbert.
07/18/2007
03:44

The Word - McConaughey
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The untamable Matthew McConaughey doesn't have responsibilities or even a shirt.
07/18/2007
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