CAN BLACK GUYS JUMP HIGH ?

YEAH, BLACK PEOPLECAN JUMP HIGH.

YOU GOTTA JUMP,

GOTTA DO SOMETHING WHEN YOU'RERUNNING FROM THE POLICE.

( accented )I ASK YOU, WHY YOU WALKLIKE THIS, HUH ?

ALL YOU, ALWAYS,ALL YOU BLACK GUY, WHY ?

( mimicking )WHY YOU ACT LIKEA DOO-DET-DET-DET...

BLACK PEOPLE WALK LIKE THAT'CAUSE WE HAVE STYLE,

WE GOT FLAVOR, WE GOT RHYTHM.

I MEAN, THE BLACK MANIN AMERICA

IS THE MOST COPIEDMAN ON THIS PLANET, BAR NONE.

EVERYBODY WANNA BE A NIGGER,

BUT NOBODY WANNA BE A NIGGER,HOW ABOUT THAT QUESTION ?

CAROL CHANNING JUST ADMITTEDSHE WAS A NIGGER,

THE REST OF 'EM NEED TOBREAK DOWN AND ADMIT IT TOO.

YEAH, WHY WE BLACK PEOPLELIKE TO SMOKE SO MUCH WEED ?

CAN YOU TELL ME WHY ?

WELL, I HAVE A QUESTIONFOR THAT NIGGA.

WELL, WHERE ARE YOUR TEETH,NIGGA ?

BLACK PEOPLEJUST LIKE TO PARTY.

THEY HAVE THAT IN THEIR BLOOD.

AND SOMETIMES THEY CAN GOOVERBOARD AND IT'S REAL SAD.

AND DON'T ASK ME ABOUT DRUGS,

ASK WHITNEY AND BOBBY,DON'T ASK ME THAT QUESTION.

( laughing )