But first up, breaking news.
Today is Donald Trump's70th birthday.
70 years of Donald Trump.
Yes, the man was born in 1946.
Or, as it will be known afterhe's elected, the Year Zero.
And, uh, and look at him,look at him--
like a cheap cheese,he's barely aged. Yes.
He could easily pass for 63.
So, uh, congratulations, Donald.
And more importantly,congrats to Melania,
who is one year closerto freedom.
Now, uh, one of the strangestcelebrations
for Trump's big day didn't eventake place in America.
In India-- and this is real--
an anti-Muslim nationalist group
threw a party in Donald Trump's honor.
They made him a cake, they prayed over it
and then they fed it to a Donald Trump poster.
People, you're literallyfeeding the troll.
Now, this group called,uh, Hindu Sena
could not be more excitedfor Trump's birthday.
And more importantly, thepossibility of his presidency.
TRANSLATOR: When Donald Trump becomes the king of the
United States then we will not be scared to speak our minds.
And he will stop us from having to kill
Islamic terrorists, too.
The king of the United States?
This is such a strange story.
These people cannot waitfor Donald Trump
to become president,because then they think
he will killIslamic terrorists for them
and then they won'thave to do it themselves.
That is so insane.I never thought I'd see the day
when Indians would beoutsourcing their jobs
-(cheering, applause)-This is...
quite a thing.